1) I, good people, am drunk.
2) I saw a commercial for a plastic cylinder that cost 20 bucks. Get this, you put your dry spaghetti noodles in it, then, add the dihydromonoxinated
(DHMO) activator (this, folks, is what is commonly refered to as boiling water) and then, using SCIENCE, the spaghetti is magically cooked BEFORE YOUR EYES. Perfect
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