23 days till AP U.S. History exam ( Read more... )

Pickles are cucumbers that sold out.
I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs.
I saw a human pyramid once. It was totally unnecessary.
People teach their dogs to sit, it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky.

-Mitch Hedberg

dear everybody in the entire world ( Read more... )

happy easter, my brothers and sisters in Christ! the Lord is risen indeed! alleluia ( Read more... )

today i had one of those "man, life really is good" moments. i was driving to rehearsal at my very favorite time of day. the sun was setting in the ham and everything was mellow. i had two of my favorite foods, a peanut butter sandwich and a pear. 106.9 was playing some ultra happy 80's music. it was beautiful. ha, it's the little things, guys, the ( Read more... )

today was loverly. this is my first weekend in like 18 years that i haven't had a thing to do. so i slept late. till 12. i haven't done that in quite some time. took a leisurely shower. i think i was in there for half an hour. it was so nice not be rushed. went and ate lunch with my dad at lavender's in cahaba heights. took my car to get an oil ( Read more... )

i'm dropping out of school...besides, when i become a professional summer camp counselor, i won't even need this chemistry mess

"claire, you're like pocket-sized"

"i remember you being taller, claire"

there's flies in the kitchen
i can hear them buzzing
and i ain't done nothing
since i woke up today

"great day! GREAT DAY!" - michael kellum ( Read more... )

who wants to teach me how to make picture posts ( Read more... )

so awhile back*, peter named my car. he named him charlie. i'm afraid it's just not working out. he needs a new name. suggestions? my car is a blue '99 honda crv and i'm pretty sure it's a boy, if that helps. name my car ( Read more... )