So i've been reading Gone With the Wind and it's kind of gay. It's supposed to be the greatest love story of all time but... i'm on like page 46 and where is the action? Normally by the time i'm on chapter two i'm all hot and bothered. But since everyone is like OMG YOU HAVE TO READ IT OR YOUR VAGINA WILL SHRIVEL UP AND DIE, i'll read the fucker. ( Read more... )

holy shit michael's mom rules. she sent me a check for $125 and i'm not even married to her son. this is rediculous. I have to do something sooooooooo nice for her. but oh my god i love christmas.

oh fuck tonight is going to suck

i had my 5 month evaluation today and i got a 60 cent raise!! fuck yeah!!

so i got this turkey from work that i don't want. whoever wants it can have it.

i was cleaning the bathroom and i hit my head on the towel rack thingie and now my head is bleeding. there isn't even anyone home to kiss it and make it better.

That baby hippo that Chase made me watch die, really didn't die. He's okay and I have proof!


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oh man i totally got my hand kissed tonight. this old man came in with a zz top beard and a cane. he was all "are you married?" and i said no and then he asked "do you want to be?" hahaha oh hellz no, son. then he held out his hand for me to shake and then the sneaky bastard kissed my hand. oh man i was so disgusted ( Read more... )

awe my boyfriend is way too cool for school

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i totally just checked in Christine Miles