waking up sucks. and gummy bears for breakfast is the worst idea i've come up with all day.

you know how sometimes at night you just get more upset over something than you would during the day? well, that happens to me all the time. now i feel stupid.

yeah and then they made me watch a spider attack a baby fuck those guys im going to bed

Chase tricked me into watching a hippo kill a baby.

I hate it when I have dreams that seem so fucking real that i want to wake up and punch my boyfriend in the jaw.

So the other day Rob and I were talking & minding our own business when this guy walked in ( Read more... )

i have been working for WEEKS to beat 420,000 and today! FINALLY! I reached 520,000 which put me in 6th place. And did it save? DID IT? DID IT?

NO!

fuck me.

I was talking to Angie about scarey things and Michael's step mom picked up the phone just as Angie said "fuck that shit" hahahah.

oh god, how embarrassing.

i can never leave this room again.

i'm on a mexican radio.

everytime i have to pee there's someone in the bathroom. i'm going to start going outside... or behind the couch. whichever is closer at the time.

which reminds me of the time i went pee beside luke's house and i saw his wee wee. then the next day there were all of these mysterious beautiful flowers where we tinkled.