i have a job now so i can watch tv yay!

Is Shaniqua there?

... Hell no...

She died :\

♥ RIP Shaniqua RIP, baby ♥

if i could go back in time i would make sure that i was born with a penis so that i could marry vicki.

maybe it's not too late.

but seriously, if i ever meet the male version of her i'm going to explode.

shit, man, i think i have pink-eye.

i was in such a beautiful mood today b/c the sun was somewhat out and the birds were singing and the dogs were shitting and everything was perfect. until i took out the garbage. i was like "lah lah lah taking out the garbage" and then the fucking can thingie fell over as i was dragging the heavy fucker across the lawn. and i was all "okay no biggie ( Read more... )

disgusting

Breakfast at McDonald's sounds like the best fucking thing in the world right now.

Within five minutes, Dustin had me convinced that a counselor suggested that Mom put Karlye on birth control b/c she'd been experimenting with drugs and/or sex. I was freaking the fuck out. But it turns out that it was my birth control from like two years ago. Karlye was all, "I don't even want to know what you were doing in this bed!". Yeah, I'd ( Read more... )

I'M NOT EATING ANYTHING TODAY!

... except pizza, cookies and doughnuts.

seriously. too much shit. cat shit. dog shit. people shit. shit everywhere.

and i hate you, daisy.

p.s.

MooningTheStars: entiendes "donde esta la mota buena"?
ENJ0Ithis: la buena mota es en tu casa
MooningTheStars: lol