Fred left for Tennessee this morning to visit family with his father. It sucks. Particularly the way he told me about it. Let's recap that folks. Fred was driving me home from work, and we were talking about the failed attempt to bleach part of his hair. I told him he could use mine and I'll buy a new one. He said "I have to wait 48 hours, ( Read more... )

Well. I'm here at my computer. Fred is asleep on my bed. I am not very tired, so I'm piddling about on my computer. I love Fred. I just wanted everyone to know that. I love him more than I love chocolate. More than I love the stars, more than I love Clark Island, more than I love Zelda...more than I Love orgasms. I just wanted everyone to ( Read more... )

Why bother, my life isn't particularly eventful. Anyways ( Read more... )

My day was a slice of hell fashioned just for me. I fucking hate Kevin James. And guys named Kevin in general. Amen.

I saw Marilyn Manson in concert. The pit was nuts, I loved it. Wish there was more violence. Saw Chimaira, Memento, & Unloco. That was great too.
I like shows.
I like cookies.
Um...
yeah.

I miss Fred and fucking Dustin won't answer his phone.
Fuck you, asshole.
Dustin is a dickwad. Argh Imma fucking gut him with a goddamn bendy straw. I'm going to drown him in calamine lotion. I'm removing his nuts with cheese wire, feeding them to his cats and dunking him in a pool of battery acid. ARGH

Leslie is my drug dealer, and I've been doing lots more lately ( Read more... )

DUDE my dad was driving my car and he opened a compartment and a CONDOMI had put there fell out. THAT IS REALLY FUCKING FUNNY

I am immortal.

So, as we all know, most of my week consists of working. Yeah so You don't care about that, so let's skip ahead to the interesting bits ( Read more... )

I'm waitin' for Fred to show up and it's taking a while.
boo.