Today is not a day I will soon forget. Nor will the attack on me so close to my adopted home be easily shaken from my every constant waking thought ( Read more... )

We had the tech for Reality Bites. We have a show! And it's funny! Yay!

Also, a dog just bit my hands in front of T&A Deli. He was going for my stomach. Between this and the constant downtime of the L, I'm thinking me and this neighborhood are about through with each other.

Why do people even own Pit Bulls?

"I have so many comic books now that I had to buy a seperate shelf for my DVDs."
--Vickie, immitating me (with accurate pitch, tone,
rythm, and hand gestures), to our Dialects class.

I am
awake.
I am eating
breakfast.
I burned my fingers
and my arm
on the heater.
I think I'll go BACK
to bed.

Me, two weeks ago: "I can't go home for Thanksgiving. If I get sick right before the Directing Festival, all is lost!"

Me, now: "Well, I didn't go home for Thanksgiving, but... what's this?! Goddamnit! I'm sick... right before the Directing Festival!"

"I'm so crazy, I don't know this is impossible."
--Daffy Duck.

Aaron figured out how to open my window, even with the air conditioner in it. It can open from the top. All it took was taking out a screw that, in all likelyhood, prevents the air conditioner from falling on me in my sleep and causing certain demise ( Read more... )

"Now try to choke me. You will find it is not so difficult."
--Amy, demonstrating how difficult it would be to choke me.

The other day I got the overwhelming urge to just pack up all my websites and leave the Internet for a good, long while.

Like forever.

r: "Good morning. It's 11:00 ( Read more... )