wow, i havent seen my bowl since before summer started, i thought i lost it. apparently it was on my shelf

note to self: do not leave music on upstairs while father is sleeping, chaos will prevail, leaving room markedly worse than it was when you left

i found this box of candles in my room, i forgot where the hell i got them, but when i took them out of the box they were in they were coverd in weed. smells like some nasty regs or something idk where the fuck this crap came from

went to radiohead last night, the show was pretty good but afterwards was the interesting part. long story short this kid got on the lincoln tunnel and really shouldnt have. i got home at 330 slept for a few hours and here i am, awake and ready to go to work at 9. and i have a day ahead of me. joy.

new 20 dollar bills are coming out on the 9th of october (yes they are making new ones again)

heres a few ways to tell that your brand spankin new 20 is real:

- the two eagles are kissing

-the logo on Andrew Jackson's cape says FUBU

-when you hold his portrait up to the light, you can see the outline of a bra

-microprinted neck tattoo reads 'I ( Read more... )

beauty is on the inside

the sooner you figure that out, the better

dont you hate it when you make a sandwich and every time you take a bite out of it everything inside like slides out the side of it?

yesterday i went to subway. they didnt have code red so i mixed mountain dew and fruit punch cuz its basically the same thing. so i came into work today and looked in the fridge if i had left any drinks and there was a cup from subway of mountain dew mixed with fruit punch. so i drank it. later on matt( the mens coordinator) was like 'some asshole ( Read more... )

after coming back from my successful job interview, i saw a dog get fuckin owned really bad by a truck. it was a big dog it went like right under. the screams of the lady who owned the dog were not pleasant

job interview in the morning

then work

then school

quite a day to look foward to