Jail? For LIFE?

This really wasn't even my idea in the first place.

*goes to the library, checks out How to Maintain a Successful Dictatorship for Dummies and The Complete Idiot's Guide to Political Coups.

*mutters* This time will be different from the last time*

*hasn't seen Norman around lately*

*phew*

Hey LOOK!! I'm all better! Want me to go find Caranthire Ada?

. . .

What's the matter? Did someone just die around here?

AHAHAHA. Losers. *smirk*

*no longer very happy about being couch-bound*

ISN'T ANYONE GOING TO TELL ME HOW RUSSANDOL IS??!!??

*installs himself on the library sofa after being bandaged up, etc.*

*smokes a cigar, has the servants wait on him hand and foot*

I could so get used to this.

*sobers up somewhat*

*but has a pounding headache of course*

YOU and YOU.

Get over here NOW. >:(

*bellows drunkenly*

MIRIME, WHERE ARE YOU WOMAN. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG IT'S BEEN SINCE I GOT LAID??!!

Status report for Curufin the Crafty:

*currently having a nervous breakdown*