ATTENTION ANY AVAILABLE HEALER. MY SISTER IS HAVING A BABY AS WE SPEAK, GET OVER HERE PRONTO.

AND YOU TOO, SLUT-KING.

*wakes up on the beach with a hangover to end all hangovers*

*clutches his head and moans*

I must have been already drunk. *decisive nod* Just imagined it.

*takes a walk on the beach to clear his head*

[EDIT] Uhm. A little help here, anyone? My son wants a name.

LOOK everyone, I made . . . um . . . something.

( *unveils it* )

*goes to see Haldir*

*reports for duty with some interesting
books*

C'mere, Lindorie, and Manic Ada will teach you how to read . . .:D

Cano.

Before I say anything more, I need to talk to you.

BRO!

Oromë was ogling your ASS?

*weeps*

Say it isn't SO.

*skulks back home after a few days, muttering*

*worries*

*sulks*

Thank fuck he didn't see the photo of Turgon that was probably right there with that one.

*would definitely have a hard time explaining that away* :S

*seethes*

*saddles his horse and leaves*