Cuz without you is better than with you ( Read more... )

I swear if this fuckin intern slams her drawer and shakes my cubicle again, i am gonna slap her into next thursday

If for a moment God would forget that I am a rag doll and give me a scrap of life, possibly I would not say everything that I think, but I would definitely think everything that I say ( Read more... )

DC was damn good, just what I needed to get away from one city to see another. It's no NYC, but it was a change of pace. The best part of it was no plans were made before hand, everything was unorganized, and that made it 10x better ( Read more... )

Corporations sure know how to party. They had free drinks, all night long! Vodka, Beer, Rum, everything. Left work with my friend around 5ish, hit the bank up only to find I had $2.36 left. Great. Fuckin christmas. To make matters worse about this time of year, my family just reconciled after 5 years of fighting, so that means I got more family to ( Read more... )

It was never easy growing up with you ( Read more... )

It's amazing that 25% of NYC went to Rockefeller Center to see the tree lighting. Given I was part of that statistic, I was mildly humored to with the thoughts of parents dragging their kids from school, people calling out sick of work to stand by the towering tree. I mean, what do you tell your boss. "Um, (clears throat), I won't be able to make ( Read more... )

this halo on my head has fallen once again ( Read more... )

Incredible. My frieds fucks my other friends girl, huge fight ensues. i drove my friend to collect some money from this other guy, ends up 5 cops to 3 unarmed adults. I could sense the tension as we drove in, seeing her head impatiently and fearfully waiting for the cargo blanca to arrive. Some fucking nerve people have. You can't fight one, it's ( Read more... )

As anyone reading this can tell by the titel, this is about overweight women and non caucasion races. I myself am not a racist, facist, or prejudice towards any other race or a chuvanistic pig. I clearly will state how I feel about the world today and how politically correct terms should be flushed down the beaureucratic toilet. Let me first start ( Read more... )