Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 70% Stability |||||| 26% Orderliness |||||||||||| 46% Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 63% Interdependence |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76% Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Religious ||||||||||| ( Read more... )

Since you people will be going out Friday night to celebrate the beginning of spring break, the most logical thing to do is to stop by Gabes Oasis at around 10 pm for a live hip hop show. p-teK will be doing some songs with me... so why wouldn't you spend some of your friday night rapping with Adam and me?

...I didn't sell this did I?

Dear President Bush ( Read more... )

47th American President: Eminem
Vice President: Proof
Military Advisor: 50 Cent
Agriculteral Production: Dr. Dre
Speaker of the House: Mekhi Phifer
Senate: D12
House: D12

(Janie Got a Gun remix ( Read more... )

HAPPY END OF THE WORLD IN SEVEN YEARS DAY EVERYBODY!

So Adam and I entered a freestyle rap competition last night, put together by some rappers from Omaha. Large crowd, a lot of rappers from other states. It was the most nerve wrecking thing I've ever done. After 4 rounds, a brawl, a stage rush and a large black man carrying a metal bat, I ended up winning once... Adam ended up winning the ( Read more... )

We asked them to be quiet. They wouldn't. Again, we called the police... well last time Andrew did, this time I did. They were in my hallway screaming as they were leaving the building when the officer came. Not knowing it was the assholes I was calling about, the officer asked them to quiet down. They apologized in drunken stoopers and left. He ( Read more... )

Hello. Sometimes I like to drink more than my organs can process so my body expells the toxins on Niki's apartment doorknob.

During the 2012 party we should all go outside and look at the stars right before midnight. Then it'll feel weird knowing we have exactly 7 years to live. This party is going to rule.