I'm so tired of horse-shit lies and excuses. It's the acting, you know... It's ruined me. I can't help but read the subtext anymore. Here's a little quick-reference chart for those of you who are new to this... The following phrases likely indicate the following subtextual messages ( Read more... )

Regis Philbin has one of the hardest jobs, I swear. Could you pretend to like every shitty-actor made famous? Those actors who "guess [they] can make the show" when they should be thankful they get work at all ( Read more... )

Once you go buffalo, you'll never go back.

Hi, John ( Read more... )

My [MICROSOFT POP-UP BLOCKER] decided to perform an automatic update last night at 3:00am. I know this, because I was computing at the time. At the precise moment the update completed, my computer spontaneously suffered an electronic aneurysm, sputtered, and died. There is no resuscitative "cd." There is no hope. There is nothing left. Fin.

Allow ( Read more... )

Who needs lunch when you can get stood up and sleep.

An original composition in light of my previous post ( Read more... )

"I can't make it more important to me than it is to you."

This sounded a little cold when i first heard it... but i'm starting to appreciate its wisdom. I'm done investing for no return.

On a side note, things no one knows about are going really well for me.

Homemade tempura is the Shizdo.

"Halloween, witch magic
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween."