Acquire the rights to a vehicle in one town ( Read more... )

The following is an email i sent to my mother two minutes ago.
my dad calls them "letters"

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Fun Fact Time:
-----Name a song that you currently find inspirational--providing valuable guidance for your life.

Mine: Dancing Nancies, Dave M.

all time hottest woman? (other than Ada of course).

Film: Henry and June
Femm: Uma Karuna Thurman

Furious, why?... because my long and exuberant post was just sacrificed to the great computer god never to return to this or any earthly realm... what now?... try my best to resurrect it from scratch ( Read more... )

Ladies and Gentlemen ( Read more... )

hello everyone... i'm in RSA... the Republic of South Africa... right now!... Isn't that COOL ( Read more... )

The following is a conversation with my dad this afternoon:

Well, not really... but we skirted these quips, and having nothing to do, I have hereby compiled them into a sardonically irreverent, satirical battle of wits:

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What is the nature of loss? Why does one feel emptiness at the loss of nothing? How can one have lost nothing, if loss one surely feels? How can one lose everything and yet have everything to show for it? And why in the bloody hell does one not register the tragedy of one's own experience until he watches Star Wars: Episode III. Thank you ( Read more... )

I had never been heterosexually assaulted before tonight...

---I guess there's a first time for everything---