***Ways To Live Forever***
1. Say every morning: “I will say this tomorrow.”
2. Become a vampire. Hope you don’t meet Buffy.
3. Have your body frozen. Then, in hundreds of years, when they’ve found a cure for cancer and the secret to eternal life, they’ll unfreeze you. (With any luck, you’ll get to meet robots and aliens and have your own private
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