A beautiful, well dressed blond woman exits her new Mercedes-Benz S65 AMG and enters the Manhattan bank, where she asks for the loan manager. The loan manager determines that the lady would like a $5,000 dollar loan, in order to make a business trip to Europe ( Read more... )

"Hey, twenty bucks says I can get a chick fight and a brawl after lecture by next week." I jeered at my friend half asleep next to me ( Read more... )

I rarely buy music CDs. But Mina kept going on and on about this limited edition Foo Fighters album slated to be released like the next day. Her birthday is a month away, so I could take a hint. While driving around Santa Monica, I paid a visit to Virgin Records. I wasn't in any rush, so I put on some headphones spinning the latest eurotrance ( Read more... )

The ways of our media is downright frightening
Perpetuation of lies and paranoia is constantly heightening
Hyping up asteroids like the Armageddon flick,
Heaving us hoaxes like a gossiping rural hick.
It's no wonder as a whole we feel terrified
Conditioned to believe everyone is an enemy til verified
Be it your neighbor or your friend ( Read more... )