Leave a message...from hell

[kwyjibo]

I hate leaving messages. Whether it's on an answering machine or through IM, I always somehow manage to leave the most disorganized, nonsensical message. I don't know what it is but at the sound of the beep my brain just turns off and my big mouth is left to fend for itself. It might have to do with the fact that I hate talking on the phone to

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BUDDY THE ELF! WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?

[daonewitdacrown]

um. i love you.

You said it!

[kid_presentable]

Hi Adele, this is Debie!

oh wait.

[deejank]

haha it took me literally like 40 times to record my voicemail intro. and it still suckss

[kwyjibo]

ME TOO!

[fireandfury]

The best is when you get the machine and it's all, "hey, this is Debie" etc...
And I say,
"Hey, Simran, this is Debie."

And then I just hang up out of sheer retardedness.