We're about to have a heatwave here in New York City and the second Carson heard this news, he dragged me out to look at air conditioners, even though we already have two. After six hours of comparing and contrasting air conditioners (and lugging around the three additional ones he purchased to "test"), I started whining that I was bored, and he ( Read more... )

I'm writing this while peeking repeatedly over my shoulder to make sure Carson isn't trying to dispose of the leek soup. I had this strong suspicion he slipped chocolate into something I made the other day, and I don't trust him not to pull it again. Sneaky little sexy thing, he is ( Read more... )

I had one of those nights last night where I just came home and passed out and slept for all eternity which I guess is a bad thing but sometimes it's needed. Sleeping for that amount of time allowed me to have a lengthy and odd dream that made me blink and mutter "what the hell" when I woke up, which I'm sure confused Carson, but now here's an ( Read more... )

Remind me never to have dinner with an old high school friend ever again. People who are boring in high school turn out to be ten times more boring as adults. He could be mildly entertaining when we were in high school but apparently the years passing has sucked away his potential for saying anything even remotely interesting. Unfortunately, I am ( Read more... )

Interesting tidbit about the episode that just aired: you can see me get mad. Watch my eyebrows when in the commentary section, the straight guy throws down the cowboy shirt and says "I can't wear this shit." That is one of my classic pissed looks. I was at the end of my rope with him at that point. This guy had spent four days making both my ( Read more... )

I love when I get random calls at about 3:00 in the morning. I just love pushing away from Carson and getting out of bed and grabbing the phone and... it just gives me a thrill like no other. I got two of those calls last night. "I LOST THEM!" and "I FOUND THEM!" were all the person said. Oh yes, I know who you are. I know where you live, too. I ( Read more... )

Carson always plays me out to be the evil one in our relationship, or at least he does most of the time and while that might be true, it was not true last night. Trying to have a pleasant conversation about something with someone moderately famous when your boyfriend keeps walking by and grabbing your ass is not the easiest thing in the world to do ( Read more... )

I have had this song stuck in my head all day. Now I'm wondering what would happen if I just went over to Carson and said to him what's been going through my head all day.

"What have you done for me lately?"

It won't leave my head.

"What have you done for me lately?"

I feel like Eddie Murphy.

Watching tonight's episode, I remembered how inspired I was by the straight guy the first time around. I know it's supposed to work in the opposite direction, us learning and inspiring them, but once in a while the guys will have an effect on me. This was one of those times. I don't know if you can tell how pleasantly surprised I was to find out ( Read more... )

I haven't updated in a long while, but that is mainly due to the fact that I couldn't think of much to say. I was interviewed for a segment on a PBS show about LGBT representation on television (Carson, Thom, and Ted are on it, too), but I'm not sure when that's supposed to air. Sometime this month. I think it depends on where you live, really. ( Read more... )