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[kyan_d]

So yesterday was Carson's birthday and with a heavy heart I informed him that I simply cannot date someone older than me, that I feel it so very improper, and that our difference was too staggering, so we parted ways and now I'm dating a drag queen I met here in London named ChiChi.

I'm only kidding.

The drag queen is named Britinabelle.

I'm

Comments

[lamberg_adam]

Omg. You totally had me going for a while. haha, man. Great song by the way

[kyan_d]

Pft, I'd never leave Carson. Okay, for Ashton Kutcher, maybe, but. No one else. And I thought the song was fitting for the post ;).

[robert_gant]

with a heavy heart I informed him that I simply cannot date someone older than me

So this is why it didn't work out between us?

[kyan_d]

Oh my god it's you.

No.

[robert_gant]

Surprised?

Good. Give me a call when you're back in NYC. I'll come visit.

[kyan_d]

Extremely. But it's the good kind of surprise.

I definitely will be doing that.