GET HIM OUT OF MY HOUSE!!

[kyan_d]

The subject line is a joke, just a joke! Just wanted to freak everyone out, including him, for a moment. I love having him in my house. Our house. I still can't type or say that without starting to sing "in the middle of our street, our house..." in my head. Anyway, it's all going good. We're surviving. We haven't killed each other. Although I'm

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[ted_a]

Oh god, I hope he's not pregnant!!

[kyan_d]

Don't say such things! I'll buy a test today and make him take it.

[dj_lachey]

I don't think I ever wrote about what Carson did with the Christmas tree

you guys need to make a special out of that and publish a book.

[kyan_d]

I wouldn't want him to scratch himself with pine needles or anything. I'm keeping him off the tree.