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kyjellico

Attention all Murgetroid Personal

Apr 03, 2003 17:57

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Comments 14

Words do not exist to describe my feelings *snif* mib_khan April 3 2003, 15:26:36 UTC

Sir, it's a damn shame you're this way naturally. If you were this way as a result of chemicals you ingested, I'd really be interested in which chemicals they were.

As it is, if I ever get a hold of one of those Andromedan "Turning people into polyhedrons by eliminating their water" devices, you know that I'm going to use it on you and get high off your polyhedron.

It WAS A HAPPY DAY FOR US ALL kyjellico April 3 2003, 18:27:56 UTC

The day of your birth was a happy day for us all, oh by the way heres your coo-coo clock.
Keep up the good work doc, oh by the way how's that experiment with the green thingy coming along???

Re: It WAS A HAPPY DAY FOR US ALL mib_khan April 4 2003, 03:32:15 UTC

Thanks for the attaboy. I enjoy collecting them. As for your questino, so many green things, so little clue as to which one you're talking about...

...if you're referring to the *last* green thing you gave me, I've determined what it was:
Snot. Yours, sir.

...if you're referring to the last green thing I was interested in researching, well, no, still working on it. It's interesting, though. It seems to keep wanting to get out of the test tube, and every time I put a low flame under it, it gives off an empathic wave of pure pleasure. It keeps getting smaller, so I'm worried that I'll use it up before I figure out what to feed it. *shrugs*

Trust me. storvik April 4 2003, 04:58:47 UTC

As long as Jellico is giving you green things, ask for one of his Orion women.

Re: Trust me. mib_khan April 4 2003, 09:45:52 UTC

Why ask for one? It's not like he can do math.

"One, many." -Jellico, on receiving multiple green women

Thread 8

notchad April 4 2003, 05:10:17 UTC

Perhaps it would sound better in Latin. Failing that, I think I could convince the high mucky mucks by use of my "Attack Tatoos".

storvik April 4 2003, 05:22:03 UTC

They weren't impressed by LT Nitsirk's sentient symbiont tattoos, which dwell on her breasts -- and those are some pretty damned impressive ... tattoos.

Re: notchad April 4 2003, 07:29:45 UTC

By Attack Tattoo, I mean me. With a Pen. A VERY SHARP Pen.

storvik April 4 2003, 08:44:49 UTC

Could be worse. At least your "attack Tattoo" isn't Hervé Villechaize from Forbidden Zone... "I loved to feel your nipples harden when I caress them with my fingertips."

kyjellico April 6 2003, 11:51:00 UTC

First No one touches any of my green chicks (they bruise so easily) and

Second even in Latin Die Klingon Scum (Morto Klingum Scumi???) would'nt work

however it doesn't meen you should'nt try Mr. Lothar

Captain Out.