...or at least what passes for normal on this ship. Think I'll go down for a cup of Earl Grey and a pastry.
Oh here comes Lothar. I'll see how he is...Oh look... there's another Lothar and he's coming this way... is
that a hypospray...oh my....holy shiiiii

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Storvic, Ya know how your always saying that I need a hobby....Well...While I was out on an important away mission ( Read more... )

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I can't believesome of the Terrans in their mini shuttles....driving along with their hand-held communicators...

yacking with non Starfleet personal..not to mention the fact they can't frackin' fly in the frist place.

"To Hell with the Prime Directive... I want to kill something"!!!

Captain Out

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Captain's Log:

I believe it's crash day. The entire crew is in a state of mindless exhaustion. I can barely move or have the will
to move about my cabin. Is it some kind of alien virus or diabolical weapon, whos purpose is to cripple the federation??
Or am I just piss tired and bone idle?? Must contact Storvic or C.M.O. for answers.
Captain out.

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On behalf of the entire Murgertoid Crew, with the exception of the Ringworm type life-form on A deck cabin 122 (you know
who I'm talking about) I commennd you on the services rendered to and for the crew. I shall personally see the Mr. Storvic
puts through the commendation letter C.M.O Mib Kahn.So...what do these holothingies do???
Captain Jellico