Suzumiya Haruhi is here now. This... probably should not surprise me as much as it does.

No doubt she will begin campus-wide speeches directed at all aliens, time travellers, and espers.

No doubt she will start up a new SOS Dan.

...No doubt I will be deemed the "menial tasker" all over again.

Ah, my head is already starting to hurt.

So I've been out of the loop.

Of course, who needs a class schedule, anyway?

Just students. You know, the people who intend on going to class.

I thought I might be one of them. But being out of the loop may or may not hinder that particular goal of mine.

...Sigh.

So what have I missed?

Winter. Which means snow. Which means ice. Which means poor, blissfully ignorant souls inevitably walking across campus and slipping on a small layer of frozen ice on the concrete.

Not that anything like that ever happened to me.

I'm just saying.

Eh? Everyone's talking about this Halloween dance that's going to be happening soon.

Dances? Costumes? Humiliation?

No, no, no, no, I think I'm staying in my dorm that night, thank you.

You won't catch me running around in some terribly embarrassing costume and pretending I know how to dance well.

Not at all.

Alright. I have a better idea as to what's going on now. I took some time to sit and plan out my class schedule. Apparently Sex Ed and Swimming are mandatory, which is insane unusual.

Very unusual!

My classes:

Health and Sex Ed (HESE)
Swimming (SWIM)
Competitive Sports (SPOR)

...and...

Bartending (BART)

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What is this? Am I having another stress-induced dream?

Is this a campus?

No way. That's impossible. Not probable.

Don't tell me that letter was actually authentic.

...

Hell.