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Oh my damn
Did anyone know that I still had this account? Because woah. It has been a minute. I should probably try using this thing again. Is anyone still here? -
Lives are changing. You're inconvenienced.
So this morning, on my way into work, I am delayed by a horrendous accident. Two cars northbound hit an SUV, which flipped over the Jersey wall and landed on top of a Mustang. It was on fire when I first noticed the accident, and smoldering, covered in chemical when I got to it. The police had finally allowed traffic to pass on the shoulder, and ( Read more... ) -
Crimmis cheer and clubfoot elves.
Quote of the day: "I ate your foot ( Read more... ) -
I are glurjgnlkgn ;SOIhj
Quote of the day: "My brain feels like it's in O'Hair. Annoyed, headachey, confused, and with the flu, cause Chicago always has some sort of flu."
Happy thought of the day: I sold Vonage to a midget. Then her friend came, scooped her up like a baby, and fled.
Greatest invention ever of the day: DayQuil. -
Holy woah, it's cold.
Quote of the day: "Mothafucka, I summon da KRAKEN on yo ass ( Read more... ) -
7 years...
Quote of the Day: "I put the in lazy ( Read more... ) -
Of the day...
Quote of the day: "Woman are like parking lots. They're whores and liars ( Read more... ) -
Best thing evar...
Those of you who are on this list have probably all known (at least of) me long enough to remember my "of the day" series. Well, I think it's back ( Read more... ) -
Innards!
By the power of Greyskull, I still have one of these! Deathsquid is not gone, but reasonably controlled, I have PTSD because of Olive Garden, I work for Vonage now, and uhh.... I'm really bored and kinda sick right now. My innards wanna be my outards.
No kids yet, but likely to appear soon. -
Cause for concern?
So here's the skinny, as I don't post very often ( Read more... )