I love dumb criminals

[kysen]

Dear (alleged) scumbag who (supposedly) robbed my grandmother's sewing room:

When you walk down the street pushing a lawn mower and carrying a flat-screen monitor under your arm at 2 a.m, you're going to get stopped by the first cop that spots you. Just to let you know for next time.

-Jason

Comments

[slipperyliz]

Hooker!