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belatedly, G. I. Joe: Retaliation
So I went to see G.I. Joe: Retaliation. Why did I do that? WHY?
For the same reason I see all terrible spring movies, of course: The Rock is in it. But I'm not sure it was even worth him. It was pretty terrible. I didn't see the first movie (it doesn't have The Rock), but I expected slightly more quality than this sequel delivered. I should have ( Read more... ) -
this is still the best line in Clex fic
It was bizarre to see Lex out of a suit. He looked good in the Almeracian outfit, though, all lean lines in the black bodysuit and handling the sweep of the dark grey cloak draped over his shoulders as if he'd been wearing it all his life. He had silvery arm bracers, probably stuffed with circuitry, and a helmet to match under one arm. He made a ( Read more... ) -
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I went to see Bourne Legacy when it came out. I'll be grateful if anyone can explain to me why the audience was 90% old people. Are August Wednesdays special old people nights at the theater? Do old people love action movies? Because there weren't any old people at all at Total Recall.
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So I went to see Total Recall on Monday. I wasn't gonna because I was counting on The Bourne Legacy to fulfill my action quota, but then some of my mom's friends liked it enough to go again and I thought hey, if cheap old people want to see it twice it must be worth something. It was, I'm glad I saw it.
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catching up!
I saw a bunch of movies this week. Good thing too, because it is 100 damn degrees outside and my air conditioning sucks. Spoilers all in here.
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I learned something today
Protip: if various projects worth 30% of your total grade are due all on the same day, don't start them all two days before.
It turned out okay, but it will take me some time to recover from the forty minor strokes I've had since Monday. -
Daylight Savings Time
When everyone was asleep, I changed four clocks. Four clocks (where the hell are all my clocks?). That's as many as two twos, and that's wonderful. -
You're the devil's baby mama!
Oh man. I knew it had 14% on Rotten Tomatoes, but I went to see it anyway because I like looking at stuff that's on fire.
( On the plus side, I had a theater to myself for the first time in 19 years. ) -
pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop
First of all, I've never even heard of Journey 1. Was that the Brendan Fraser movie where they went to the center of the earth? Wasn't that called Journey to the Center of the Earth? That's an awkward title to add a number to. According to my mom's friend, the kid is the same actor from that one, but whatever. Listen, I only went to see J2 for The ( Read more... ) -
this is what I did this week instead of work
I went to see The Woman in Black so I could look at Daniel Radcliffe not wearing glasses. Pros: Daniel Radcliffe not wearing glasses. Cons: half-assed ending.
( Look out, I'm about to spoil the whole thing. )