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[kytheraen]

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want -- good or bad -- BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY

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[godzuki]

Why on earth did you have to bring that Kangeroo last wednesday? I told you that animals blood is too warm for the climate. Still its innards were warm enough after things went pear shaped. But if you quote another star wars reference to me, Im not paying the my part fine to the swiss government, lady.

[xendragon]

I just remembered that time when we went to Las Vegas and were wandering around the Strip completely fucked off our tits on Red Tizer and then that crazy neo-nazi guy came up and asked us if we wanted to go to a party and we said "hey why the hell not" and he led us into some sweaty bar full of rednecks and they were all staring at us cos we were wearing batsuits and then the singer of the band on stage stopped singing and shouted at us to come up on stage and be backing dancer and it was fucking Kenny Rogers and we were Kenny Rogers' fucking backing dancers! And you were like, "dude this is weird" and I was all "ya think?" so we kept on dancing about anyway and then out of nowhere Till from Rammstein appeared and was all "hey girls i have a hottub and LCD screens in my car, it's totally pimped" and we shrugged and jumped off stage and i accidentally elbowed Nicholas Cage in the face and laughed.

[eccentricfurry]

OMG remember that time at AC08 we totally had hawt lezbian makeout timez in the Zoo and had all those guys cheering us on and trying to get us to do them?

[kytheraen]

That was hawt.

[trafficoverhead]

we were playing truth-or-dare and rhona dared us to smother each other in peanut butter, then run through an empty meadow with many kitties that hungered for peanut butter. their tongues were all scratchy on our skin, so we took a mud bath to restore the natural moisture of the dermis. then we ate chinese food until we passed out from msg poisoning.

[eenfidel]

There's still a man in Glenrothes who can't walk right, because you just haaaaad to know what a tendon looked like in real life.

[jackconstantine]

*blinks*

*blinks again*

*backs slowly away from the computer*