Not Everyone Likes Deer Jokes

"Is it the person who's flying?"

"Hyung, they're all flying."

"The one in the blue robes?"

"THEY'RE ALL WEARING BLUE ROBES, HYUNG!"

"God Sehun-ah. Are you on your period or something? And don't yell or they'll find out. Just tell me who it is, goddammit"

"No hyung, you have to guess."

"Fuck you."

"No thanks, I have Luhan-hyung ( Read more... )

Not in the Teacher's Lounge
"Ten points from Gryffindor."

"But I didn't do anything, Professor!"

"Mr. Cho, if you talk back to me again I will double the number of points to be taken away from your house and I don't think your classmates would quite enjoy that. Now, instead of talking to Mr. Shim, why don't you finish your Wiggenweld potion?" And with ( Read more... )

Title: Kidnapped

Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Kyuhae
Characters: Kyuhyun, Donghae

Author(s): kyubieber27
Words: 718
A/N: Birthday Present for cablackwood. Happy Birthday Jenn! xD

Donghae opened his eyes to an unfamiliar room, head aching and mind buzzing. The air was musty, almost old smelling and the room gave off the feeling of dust, reminding him of a basement. After coming to ( Read more... )

Title: The Leader Saves the Day
Rating: G
Characters: Suho, Baekhyun, Chanyeol, D.O., Kai, Sehun

Author(s): kyubieber27
Words: 433

Joonmyun walked into the living room and his jaw dropped at the sight that was before him. Jongin and Kyungsoo were standing on chairs screaming and Baekhyun was standing on the table in the dining room, terrified. Chanyeol was ( Read more... )

Title: Sleepless Nights- Chapter Two
Rating: PG-13-R (Horrific Nightmares and possible gore)
Pairing: Kyuhae
Characters: Kyuhyun, Donghae, Eunhyuk, Leeteuk, Ryeowook, Sungmin

Author(s): kyubieber27
Words: 1,006
Summary: Kyuhyun can't sleep at night. What's keeping him up and why?

Donghae was pacing in his room. What the hell happened to Kyuhyun? Was he sick? Or ( Read more... )

Title: A Cup of Hot Chocolate
Rating: G
Pairing: Kyuhae
Characters: Kyuhyun, Donghae, Mentioned Ryeowook, Mentioned Leeteuk
Author(s): kyubieber27
Words: 493
Summary: Kyuhyun hates winter, but loves hot chocolate. And the person who serves it.
A/N: For summerrainsonme ;)

Winter was always Kyuhyun's most hated season, but he didn't mind it so much anymore - not when Donghae visited ( Read more... )

Title: Kyuhae Drabble
Rating: G
Pairing: Kyuhae
Characters: Kyuhyun, Donghae, Eunhyuk, Leeteuk, Mentioned!Minho, Mentioned!Jonghyun (CN BLUE), Mentioned!Changmin
Author(s): kyubieber27
Words: 334 
Summary: When Donghae feels like he's too short

Kyuhyun stared his hyung for a while before he sniggered. Donghae looked up from his coffee that he was stirring and walked ( Read more... )

Title: Failed
Rating: PG
Pairing: Kyuhyun/Reader, Donghae/Reader
Characters: Kyuhyun, Reader, Donghae
Author(s): kyubieber27
Words: 1,547
Summary: You and Kyuhyun are secret agents. What happens when a mission goes wrong?
A/N: I submitted this on SuperJuniorPicFics on Tumblr but wanted to put it here too. So enjoy.


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Title: Sleepless Nights
Rating: PG-13-R (Horrific Nightmares and possible gore)
Pairing: Kyuhae
Characters: Kyuhyun, Donghae
Author(s): kyubieber27
Words: 771
Summary: Kyuhyun can't sleep at night. What's keeping him up and why?
A/N: I can almost smell the failure in this fic. Almost.

“KYUHYUN, NOOOOOO!!!”

Kyuhyun jerked out of his dream, panting as he calmed himself ( Read more... )

Title: Assumptions Cannot Always Predict the Future
Rating: PG
Pairing: Kyuhae
Characters: Kyuhyun, Donghae
Author(s): kyubieber27
Genre: Vampire!AU
Words: 962
Summary: When assumptions are made, events can appear more surprising than expected.
A/N: Something that I vomited on my computer when I didn't feel like doing homework.

Must keep running.

He didn’t ( Read more... )