Oppa Oppa
Title: Oppa Oppa
Beta: darkmocha
Pairing: Jaejoong/Yunho ninja!Changmin/Yoochun
Rating: PG-13
Length: Oneshot
Summary: Jaejoong knew he was doomed when Go Ara asked out Yunho. Who could resist the arsty boy?
Warning: Major genderbender.
Disclaimer: I don't own them.
A/N: Sequel to Girls Night Out.
Jaejoong slammed his locker.
Changmin who was leaning on his shoulder on the locker next to him raised an eyebrow. “Woah hyung. Be nice to your locker.” Changmin tsked. “Whats wrong with you?”
Jaejoong pouted and kicked the lockers. “It’s all your girlfriend’s fault.”
Changmin looked indignant. “Yoochun? What does she have to do with this?”
Jaejoong snorted. “Yoochun has been helping Yunho dress up thus attracting the attention of the entire male population.”
“I don’t see the connection here hyung.” Changmin sported a confused look.
“Go Ara asked Yunho out. And she agreed.” Jaejoong said with his eyes narrowed. “I mean I saw Yunho first, not any of those thick headed sport freaks. So I blame it on your girlfriend.” Jaejoong huffed.
Changmin snorted. “I don’t really blame Yunho. You should have made a move on her faster.” Jaejoong opened his mouth to say something but Changmin cut him off. “And no. The kiss with her at your party does not count hyung. So what if you guys have mutual feelings? It’s not like you did anything about it.” Jaejoong frowned. “You should be glad it’s Ara that asked Yunho out and not Seulgi.”
Go Ara was one of the most popular boys at Yunho and Jaejoong’s school. He wasn’t part of any sport teams or sports for that matter. Ara was an artsy boy. He held the main lead in all school plays, serenaded girls with sweet songs and made them coo over his paintings. But Ara had no interest in his admirers; in fact there was only one girl that caught his eye. Jung Yunho.
“Either way I don’t like Yunho being with other men.”
Just then Yoochun came skipping up to Changmin, her mini skirt riding up, allowing her panties to be shown to the entire student body. “Hi Minnie.” Yoochun latched onto Changmin’s arm and blinked cutely at him.
Changmin’s arm immediately went over to Yoochun’s waist. “Hey baby.”
“Hi Jae-oppa.”
“Hi Yoochun.” Jaejoong rolled his eyes. “Where’s Yunho?”
“Oppa what’s wrong with yo-“ Yoochun cut herself off. She started grinning. “Oppa you’re mad because Yunnie agreed to go out with Ara eh?” Yoochun’s grin got wider.
“Of course I am. Yunho was supposed to be with me. But you had to go around making the whole student body notice her.” Jaejoong growled possessively.
Changmin paid no attention to the conversation that was going on. He was trying to sneak a peek at Yoochun’s panties. Oh Min. You horny horny man.
Yoochun faked a shocked look. Jaejoong rolled his eyes. “Since when was Yunho yours oppa? As far as I know the only thing you’ve did is kiss her. At this point I think the best word for the both of you is friends.” Yoochun said arrogantly.
Jaejoong countered back and the both of them started bickering like there was no tomorrow.
“What are you guys fighting about?” Yunho popped her head in the little circle that Changmin, Yoochun and Jaejoong made around Jaejoong’s locker.
Yoochun clapped her hands. “Oh Yunnie baby.” Yoochun drawled. “We were just talking about yo-“
Jaejoong cut Yoochun off. “Don’t you dare Park.” He growled out.
“Talking about yoghurt Yunnie baby. I was wondering if we could go to that new frozen yoghurt shop that opened yesterday so we can plan your outfit for your date with Ara.” Yoochun glared at Jaejoong when Yunho was looking down.
“Ah okay.” Yunho said cutely. She looked up and made eye contact with Jaejoong. She gave a big smile. “Hi Jaejoong oppa, Changmin oppa.”
Both of Yunho’s eyes seemed to smile at Jaejoong. He thought it was the cutest thing ever. Jaejoong stuttered back a reply. “Hi Yu-Yu-Yunho.” His eyes scanned Yunho’s body and stopped when he reached Yunho’s legs. Jaejoong was practically screaming on the inside. He checked to see if Yoochun, Yunho and Changmin were looking but they were in an animated conversation on how toothpaste makes cookies taste better. Morons. When he saw that they weren’t looking, he quickly directed his eyes back at Yunho’s legs. Yunho was wearing short shorts that showed off her long legs. Jaejoong finally snapped out of his daze when the bell rang.
~~~
Jaejoong strolled through the quiet hallway, thinking about what he should eat for lunch. As he strolled he whistled a tune. Jaejoong stopped whistling when he overheard people gossiping around the corner. Jaejoong pressed himself to the wall.
“Dude! You got lucky this time, that Yunho chick is so hot.” A voice exclaimed.
They’re talking about Yunho.
“Of course, I can’t wait till I get my hands on her.” Another voice said.
Wait isn’t that-
“Her precious innocence will be mine.”
“You were ignoring all the other girls because of this one weren’t you?”
A laugh resounded through the hallways. “Of course, you have to know how to pick the girls. If I get bored of her, I can always say that she dumped me and act pitiful. It’s not like they won’t believe me.”
Jaejoong stormed up to where the voices were and punched his rival right in the face.
~~~
“Unnie! Yunho unnie!” One of Yunho’s juniors came running up to her. She wore a panicked expression.
Yunho’s expression became worried. “What’s wrong?”
The girl took deep breaths and tried to calm herself down. “Jaejoong oppa and-“ She choked. Yunho patted her back to soothe her and urged her to continue on. “Jaejoong oppa and Ara oppa are fighting! Yoochun unnie and Changmin oppa can’t seem to stop them, they also assumed the fight was about you.”
Yunho looked shocked. She tugged on the younger girl’s hand. “Where are they?”
“They’re at the sports pod, outside Mr. Han’s classroom.” Yunho took off with lightning speed, dragging the younger girl with her.
~~~
Yunho arrived on the scene anxiously; she widened her mouth in shock as she saw Jaejoong and Ara fighting. “TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID BASTARD.” Jaejoong pushed Ara onto the floor and started punching him repeatedly on the same cheek.
Yunho tried to go stop the fighting but Yoochun and Changmin blocked her. “I tried to peel Jaejoong hyung off Ara but I couldn’t he pushed me away.”
Yoochun nodded. “I was busy distracting the teachers a while ago so we’re fine. What do you want to do Yunnie?” Yoochun twiddled her thumbs. “I’m not sure how the fight happened but I heard them say your name multiple times. I’m starting to suspect this is a jealousy fight Yun.”
“Let me stop them.”
“No Yun, you’re going to get hurt.” Yoochun latched onto Yunho’s arm.
Changmin nodded. “She’s right, you should have seen the fire in Jae’s eyes when I tried to stop him. He only has violence in his mind now.”
“Then that’s an even better reason to stop them.” Yunho pushed through the circle of people. She ignored Yoochun’s and Changmin’s shouts behind her. She grabbed Jaejoong’s fist just as he was preparing to punch Ara again.
Ara braced himself from the blow, but it never came. He cracked an eye open. “Yunho! You’re here!” He groaned in pain as he tried to get up.
Yunho quickly went and supported Ara. “Oppa, are you okay?”
Ara gave a weak smile. “I’m fine Yun. Aww, look at you-“ Ara said while caressing Yunho’s face. “You’re worried about me.”
Behind them Jaejoong was still seething. He roughly pulled Yunho away from Ara. “You bastard, you’re faking innocence now.”
Yunho struggled against Jaejoong’s grip. “Oppa, let me go. Why are you doing this?”
Jaejoong growled. “Why am I doing this? He’s a bad guy Yunho, bad. You’re going to get hurt.”
“Ara oppa is a nice person, he wouldn’t hurt me. Yoochunie said you were fighting because you were jealous.” Yunho said meekly and hung her head down low.
“You’re just jealous Jaejoong, jealous that I’ve gotten Yunho and not you. Face it, you were too slow.” Ara smirked.
“Why are you defending him?” Jaejoong yelled at Yunho. Yunho whimpered, she had never seen Jaejoong so angry before. “He-“ Jaejoong said pointing at Ara. “Called you a slut Yunho, a slut. I told him take it back but he wouldn’t, he’s going to mess with you. You have to believe me.” Jaejoong said desperately.
Yunho’s eyes visibly widened and she broke free from Jaejoong’s grip. She slowly backed away. “No…”
Ara stiffened. “Yunho, I swear I didn’t say anything like that. I really like you, Jaejoong is just jealous he didn’t ask you out earlier.
Yunho shook her head. I don’t know who to believe… She dropped down to the floor.
“Back away.” A voice growled out. “Yes you too Jaejoong.” Arms wrapped around Yunho. “Let’s go Yunnie.” Yunho allowed Yoochun to drag her away.
~~~
As soon as Yoochun, Yunho and Ara were gone, Jaejoong received a text.
Meet me at the school’s rooftop. We need to talk.
~~~
“So Yunho, we have to go to that frozen yoghurt shop today. You promised meeee.” Yoochun whined as they were walking through the school’s carpark. It had been 2 days after the fight happened.
“Okay, okay Chunnie.” Yunho gave a weak smile.
Yoochun pulled Yunho into a one-arm hug. “Don’t worry too much okay? We’ll talk at the yogurt shop.”
Suddenly Yoochun stopped walking. “They’re fighting again?”
Yunho gasped. “We have to stop them.”
Yoochun pulled Yunho back. “Shush, let’s see what they’re talking about first.” She dragged Yunho behind a car.
“You know too much Kim.”
“You can’t hurt her. You can’t hurt Yunho.”
“So what if I want to? She’s just a toy. All girls are toys.” A cackle was heard.
Yoochun and Yunho exchanged glances. Yunho peeked around the car and saw Jaejoong pressed up against the school fence by Seulgi. Ara was right behind him. She gasped and quickly ran up to them.
“Yunho no!” Yoochun exclaimed.
“Oppa, what is this?” Seulgi quickly dropped Jaejoong.
Ara looked shocked. “I-I-well you see Yunho…” He stuttered out. Yoochun came up from behind Yunho and smirked.
“I think I know who to believe now.” She grabbed Jaejoong’s arm and pulled him to his feet. “Let’s go oppa
“Well then leave slut.” Ara’s attitude completely changed. “It’s not like you’re some gem.”
Yunho went up to Ara and slapped him. Ara clutched his cheek. Yunho and Jaejoong started to walk away. Yoochun slapped Ara’s other cheek. “You deserved it.” She then spat at him.
~~~
Yunho and Jaejoong were standing uncomfortably at Jaejoong’s locker. School had already ended and the only people at school were some teachers and students who had after school activities.
“So umm.” Jaejoong started
“I’m sorry oppa.” Yunho said as she bowed slightly to Jaejoong. She played with her pigtails. “I’m sorry I didn’t believe you. I should have known-“
Jaejoong cut Yunho off. “It’s okay, I acted like that because I was worried you would get hurt. It’s really not your fault.”
Yunho stared at the floor. “Does oppa-“ She let out a deep breath and looked at Jaejoong confidently. “Does oppa still like me? Oppa hasn’t really done anything after the party…”
Jaejoong looked sheepishly at Yunho. He scratched his head. “I was nervous I guess. I really liked you and I didn’t know what to do. I was about to ask you out but Changmin told me you already agreed to go out with Ara. So I thought y’know, you had fallen for someone else.” Jaejoong said dejectedly.
“So oppa doesn’t have anymore feelings for me?” Yunho questioned. Yunho’s eyebrows furrowed into a frown.
Jaejoong pulled Yunho into a hug. Jaejoong whiffed Yunho’s hair relishing in the lovely smell of apples. “I do Yunho I still do. And this time Yunho I’ll be fast.” Jaejoong let go and smiled at Yunho. “So do you want to go out with me?”
~~~
From the side, Yoochun chuckled. My plans always work.
A/N: The last time I updated was Christmas o_o Well I'm going to be busy the next few weeks, school is starting :/ I am revamping the journal. I want my font to look pretty. The font for Mac is so pretty but it doesn't show on computers that are not Macs so I have to see what I can do about it. I hoped you liked this sequel, I will probably update Love Like Woe next since I've already started writing it ^^
A/N 2: I got the title from Eunhyuk and Donghae's song "Oppa Oppa" xD Because I really suck at coming up with titles.
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Beta: darkmocha
Pairing: Jaejoong/Yunho ninja!Changmin/Yoochun
Rating: PG-13
Length: Oneshot
Summary: Jaejoong knew he was doomed when Go Ara asked out Yunho. Who could resist the arsty boy?
Warning: Major genderbender.
Disclaimer: I don't own them.
A/N: Sequel to Girls Night Out.
Jaejoong slammed his locker.
Changmin who was leaning on his shoulder on the locker next to him raised an eyebrow. “Woah hyung. Be nice to your locker.” Changmin tsked. “Whats wrong with you?”
Jaejoong pouted and kicked the lockers. “It’s all your girlfriend’s fault.”
Changmin looked indignant. “Yoochun? What does she have to do with this?”
Jaejoong snorted. “Yoochun has been helping Yunho dress up thus attracting the attention of the entire male population.”
“I don’t see the connection here hyung.” Changmin sported a confused look.
“Go Ara asked Yunho out. And she agreed.” Jaejoong said with his eyes narrowed. “I mean I saw Yunho first, not any of those thick headed sport freaks. So I blame it on your girlfriend.” Jaejoong huffed.
Changmin snorted. “I don’t really blame Yunho. You should have made a move on her faster.” Jaejoong opened his mouth to say something but Changmin cut him off. “And no. The kiss with her at your party does not count hyung. So what if you guys have mutual feelings? It’s not like you did anything about it.” Jaejoong frowned. “You should be glad it’s Ara that asked Yunho out and not Seulgi.”
Go Ara was one of the most popular boys at Yunho and Jaejoong’s school. He wasn’t part of any sport teams or sports for that matter. Ara was an artsy boy. He held the main lead in all school plays, serenaded girls with sweet songs and made them coo over his paintings. But Ara had no interest in his admirers; in fact there was only one girl that caught his eye. Jung Yunho.
“Either way I don’t like Yunho being with other men.”
Just then Yoochun came skipping up to Changmin, her mini skirt riding up, allowing her panties to be shown to the entire student body. “Hi Minnie.” Yoochun latched onto Changmin’s arm and blinked cutely at him.
Changmin’s arm immediately went over to Yoochun’s waist. “Hey baby.”
“Hi Jae-oppa.”
“Hi Yoochun.” Jaejoong rolled his eyes. “Where’s Yunho?”
“Oppa what’s wrong with yo-“ Yoochun cut herself off. She started grinning. “Oppa you’re mad because Yunnie agreed to go out with Ara eh?” Yoochun’s grin got wider.
“Of course I am. Yunho was supposed to be with me. But you had to go around making the whole student body notice her.” Jaejoong growled possessively.
Changmin paid no attention to the conversation that was going on. He was trying to sneak a peek at Yoochun’s panties. Oh Min. You horny horny man.
Yoochun faked a shocked look. Jaejoong rolled his eyes. “Since when was Yunho yours oppa? As far as I know the only thing you’ve did is kiss her. At this point I think the best word for the both of you is friends.” Yoochun said arrogantly.
Jaejoong countered back and the both of them started bickering like there was no tomorrow.
“What are you guys fighting about?” Yunho popped her head in the little circle that Changmin, Yoochun and Jaejoong made around Jaejoong’s locker.
Yoochun clapped her hands. “Oh Yunnie baby.” Yoochun drawled. “We were just talking about yo-“
Jaejoong cut Yoochun off. “Don’t you dare Park.” He growled out.
“Talking about yoghurt Yunnie baby. I was wondering if we could go to that new frozen yoghurt shop that opened yesterday so we can plan your outfit for your date with Ara.” Yoochun glared at Jaejoong when Yunho was looking down.
“Ah okay.” Yunho said cutely. She looked up and made eye contact with Jaejoong. She gave a big smile. “Hi Jaejoong oppa, Changmin oppa.”
Both of Yunho’s eyes seemed to smile at Jaejoong. He thought it was the cutest thing ever. Jaejoong stuttered back a reply. “Hi Yu-Yu-Yunho.” His eyes scanned Yunho’s body and stopped when he reached Yunho’s legs. Jaejoong was practically screaming on the inside. He checked to see if Yoochun, Yunho and Changmin were looking but they were in an animated conversation on how toothpaste makes cookies taste better. Morons. When he saw that they weren’t looking, he quickly directed his eyes back at Yunho’s legs. Yunho was wearing short shorts that showed off her long legs. Jaejoong finally snapped out of his daze when the bell rang.
~~~
Jaejoong strolled through the quiet hallway, thinking about what he should eat for lunch. As he strolled he whistled a tune. Jaejoong stopped whistling when he overheard people gossiping around the corner. Jaejoong pressed himself to the wall.
“Dude! You got lucky this time, that Yunho chick is so hot.” A voice exclaimed.
They’re talking about Yunho.
“Of course, I can’t wait till I get my hands on her.” Another voice said.
Wait isn’t that-
“Her precious innocence will be mine.”
“You were ignoring all the other girls because of this one weren’t you?”
A laugh resounded through the hallways. “Of course, you have to know how to pick the girls. If I get bored of her, I can always say that she dumped me and act pitiful. It’s not like they won’t believe me.”
Jaejoong stormed up to where the voices were and punched his rival right in the face.
~~~
“Unnie! Yunho unnie!” One of Yunho’s juniors came running up to her. She wore a panicked expression.
Yunho’s expression became worried. “What’s wrong?”
The girl took deep breaths and tried to calm herself down. “Jaejoong oppa and-“ She choked. Yunho patted her back to soothe her and urged her to continue on. “Jaejoong oppa and Ara oppa are fighting! Yoochun unnie and Changmin oppa can’t seem to stop them, they also assumed the fight was about you.”
Yunho looked shocked. She tugged on the younger girl’s hand. “Where are they?”
“They’re at the sports pod, outside Mr. Han’s classroom.” Yunho took off with lightning speed, dragging the younger girl with her.
~~~
Yunho arrived on the scene anxiously; she widened her mouth in shock as she saw Jaejoong and Ara fighting. “TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID BASTARD.” Jaejoong pushed Ara onto the floor and started punching him repeatedly on the same cheek.
Yunho tried to go stop the fighting but Yoochun and Changmin blocked her. “I tried to peel Jaejoong hyung off Ara but I couldn’t he pushed me away.”
Yoochun nodded. “I was busy distracting the teachers a while ago so we’re fine. What do you want to do Yunnie?” Yoochun twiddled her thumbs. “I’m not sure how the fight happened but I heard them say your name multiple times. I’m starting to suspect this is a jealousy fight Yun.”
“Let me stop them.”
“No Yun, you’re going to get hurt.” Yoochun latched onto Yunho’s arm.
Changmin nodded. “She’s right, you should have seen the fire in Jae’s eyes when I tried to stop him. He only has violence in his mind now.”
“Then that’s an even better reason to stop them.” Yunho pushed through the circle of people. She ignored Yoochun’s and Changmin’s shouts behind her. She grabbed Jaejoong’s fist just as he was preparing to punch Ara again.
Ara braced himself from the blow, but it never came. He cracked an eye open. “Yunho! You’re here!” He groaned in pain as he tried to get up.
Yunho quickly went and supported Ara. “Oppa, are you okay?”
Ara gave a weak smile. “I’m fine Yun. Aww, look at you-“ Ara said while caressing Yunho’s face. “You’re worried about me.”
Behind them Jaejoong was still seething. He roughly pulled Yunho away from Ara. “You bastard, you’re faking innocence now.”
Yunho struggled against Jaejoong’s grip. “Oppa, let me go. Why are you doing this?”
Jaejoong growled. “Why am I doing this? He’s a bad guy Yunho, bad. You’re going to get hurt.”
“Ara oppa is a nice person, he wouldn’t hurt me. Yoochunie said you were fighting because you were jealous.” Yunho said meekly and hung her head down low.
“You’re just jealous Jaejoong, jealous that I’ve gotten Yunho and not you. Face it, you were too slow.” Ara smirked.
“Why are you defending him?” Jaejoong yelled at Yunho. Yunho whimpered, she had never seen Jaejoong so angry before. “He-“ Jaejoong said pointing at Ara. “Called you a slut Yunho, a slut. I told him take it back but he wouldn’t, he’s going to mess with you. You have to believe me.” Jaejoong said desperately.
Yunho’s eyes visibly widened and she broke free from Jaejoong’s grip. She slowly backed away. “No…”
Ara stiffened. “Yunho, I swear I didn’t say anything like that. I really like you, Jaejoong is just jealous he didn’t ask you out earlier.
Yunho shook her head. I don’t know who to believe… She dropped down to the floor.
“Back away.” A voice growled out. “Yes you too Jaejoong.” Arms wrapped around Yunho. “Let’s go Yunnie.” Yunho allowed Yoochun to drag her away.
~~~
As soon as Yoochun, Yunho and Ara were gone, Jaejoong received a text.
Meet me at the school’s rooftop. We need to talk.
~~~
“So Yunho, we have to go to that frozen yoghurt shop today. You promised meeee.” Yoochun whined as they were walking through the school’s carpark. It had been 2 days after the fight happened.
“Okay, okay Chunnie.” Yunho gave a weak smile.
Yoochun pulled Yunho into a one-arm hug. “Don’t worry too much okay? We’ll talk at the yogurt shop.”
Suddenly Yoochun stopped walking. “They’re fighting again?”
Yunho gasped. “We have to stop them.”
Yoochun pulled Yunho back. “Shush, let’s see what they’re talking about first.” She dragged Yunho behind a car.
“You know too much Kim.”
“You can’t hurt her. You can’t hurt Yunho.”
“So what if I want to? She’s just a toy. All girls are toys.” A cackle was heard.
Yoochun and Yunho exchanged glances. Yunho peeked around the car and saw Jaejoong pressed up against the school fence by Seulgi. Ara was right behind him. She gasped and quickly ran up to them.
“Yunho no!” Yoochun exclaimed.
“Oppa, what is this?” Seulgi quickly dropped Jaejoong.
Ara looked shocked. “I-I-well you see Yunho…” He stuttered out. Yoochun came up from behind Yunho and smirked.
“I think I know who to believe now.” She grabbed Jaejoong’s arm and pulled him to his feet. “Let’s go oppa
“Well then leave slut.” Ara’s attitude completely changed. “It’s not like you’re some gem.”
Yunho went up to Ara and slapped him. Ara clutched his cheek. Yunho and Jaejoong started to walk away. Yoochun slapped Ara’s other cheek. “You deserved it.” She then spat at him.
~~~
Yunho and Jaejoong were standing uncomfortably at Jaejoong’s locker. School had already ended and the only people at school were some teachers and students who had after school activities.
“So umm.” Jaejoong started
“I’m sorry oppa.” Yunho said as she bowed slightly to Jaejoong. She played with her pigtails. “I’m sorry I didn’t believe you. I should have known-“
Jaejoong cut Yunho off. “It’s okay, I acted like that because I was worried you would get hurt. It’s really not your fault.”
Yunho stared at the floor. “Does oppa-“ She let out a deep breath and looked at Jaejoong confidently. “Does oppa still like me? Oppa hasn’t really done anything after the party…”
Jaejoong looked sheepishly at Yunho. He scratched his head. “I was nervous I guess. I really liked you and I didn’t know what to do. I was about to ask you out but Changmin told me you already agreed to go out with Ara. So I thought y’know, you had fallen for someone else.” Jaejoong said dejectedly.
“So oppa doesn’t have anymore feelings for me?” Yunho questioned. Yunho’s eyebrows furrowed into a frown.
Jaejoong pulled Yunho into a hug. Jaejoong whiffed Yunho’s hair relishing in the lovely smell of apples. “I do Yunho I still do. And this time Yunho I’ll be fast.” Jaejoong let go and smiled at Yunho. “So do you want to go out with me?”
~~~
From the side, Yoochun chuckled. My plans always work.
A/N: The last time I updated was Christmas o_o Well I'm going to be busy the next few weeks, school is starting :/ I am revamping the journal. I want my font to look pretty. The font for Mac is so pretty but it doesn't show on computers that are not Macs so I have to see what I can do about it. I hoped you liked this sequel, I will probably update Love Like Woe next since I've already started writing it ^^
A/N 2: I got the title from Eunhyuk and Donghae's song "Oppa Oppa" xD Because I really suck at coming up with titles.
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