Boredom. It strikes the best of us--even preppy schoolboys who seem to have everything going for them.
"I hate Spongebob..."
Light Yagami was one of those preppy schoolboys who had everything going for him. Good-looking, bright, and sharp as an sharpened pencil, he could have any girl he wanted, go to any University he dreamed, be whatever he wanted to be. However, that just wasn't enough for Light. Life was BORING. Why couldn't something exciting ever happen!?
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...Well would you look at that. While at school one day, listening to another one of his stupid teacher's boring lectures, something exciting unfolded outside. Light of course didn't notice the weird object on the ground until he went outside because he was too busy being stiff. But once he found it, boy was he surprised.
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The mysterious object lying on the ground for no apparrant reason was a notebook apparantly called "Sim Note". When he opened it he discovered this was no ordinary notebook...
"The sim whose name is written in this note shall die."
...is what it said. Light was chilled by the words written in the note--what kind of sick freak would come up with a prank like this, he wondered? Probably some emo kid who wanted to put some voodoo on the entire school, he guessed. But then he continued to read...
"This is serious business. This note will not take effect unless the writer has the sim's face in their mind when writing his/her name. Therefore, sims sharing the same name will not be affected."
If the cause of death is written within 40 seconds of writing the person's name, it will happen.
If the cause of death is not specified, the person will simply die of death by flies.
It sounded so dumb, and yet... Light couldn't help but wonder--was this real? It did say that it was serious business so it MUST have been serious business. But how...? How could you simply write a sim's name down on a piece of paper and kill them? Just as Light went on to read the next passage, a piece of paper fell out--a note inside a note, Light thought suppressing a chuckle--which read: "if u find this plz find me 2. i'll b were the applez r". Light's face contorted as he attempted to comprehend the n00bish handwriting, and could only assume whoever wrote it was not the creator of this strange, but well-written rulified notebook. Nevertheless, the book had an owner--a very stupid owner, but an owner nonetheless. Light really didn't want to return a potentially dangerous object to such an obvious moron, however... he could at least find this guy and get more information on this bizarre book.
And so it was settled. On his way home from school he dropped by Wal-mart, since they sold apples and all, and began to look for someone interested in apples.
"Man, I wonder if some kid found the notebook yet... i'msobored."
...Instead he found a REALLY strangely dressed dude. But he was purple, and Light liked purple, so he felt really compelled to stare. Of course, when the purple dude turned around, Light realized he wasn't just any purple dude...
"Huhhh?"
"HOLY CRAP!!! AHHH!!!" Light screamed when he saw the... thing's face. A monster!? What? How?? Light was shocked beyond belief but knew he had to regain his composure quickly when townies started glancing his way. "What's going on here...?" The boy wondered, his eyes shifting back and forth from the monster to the customers. No one was looking at it. But he couldn't just be imagining things, could he...? Just as he began to question himself, the beast spoke.
"Uhh... can you see me?" Light's brows furrowed with confusion. Of COURSE he could see him, what did he think he was screaming about, the sale on bagged salads!? "Whoa, I guess that means you found my notebook," the creature continued with a grin. "so... have you tried it yet?" Light's jaw dropped open. He still wasn't sure what was going on, and seriously wondered if the lunch lady had slipped something into his meal that da.
"You... you mean, it's real?" Light asked in a low, skeptical voice. "Hyuk hyuk, duh! How else would you be able to see me?" The monster hunched over Light, who was slowly regaining his composure. "And exactly what are you?" he asked, looking the creature in his enormous yellow eyes. "Oh right, I'm a Shinigami. That means Death God by the way. My name's Ryuk but you can call me apples."
Death God? So this wasn't just a hallucination? This was real!?
"Whoever picks up the Sim Note becomes its owner, so you, assuming you still have it, you can use it to kill other sims and stuff. I think."
Light's gaze fell to the floor, as if he was thinking really, really hard about something. And he was. "So wait... don't you want the notebook back?" Ryuk lol'd and shook his head. "Nah. You found it so it's like... finders creepers and all."
"...Keepers."
"Whatever. Oh, by the way, I'm gonna have to posess you as long as you have the Sim Note and all.
"Well that sounds appetizing. And let me guess, all this power and the only thing you want in exchange is my soul? No thanks..."
"Hyuk, why would I want that? That's stupid. You're stupid."
"HEY. Lookit you, I have better things to do than stand around a freaking wal-mart and argue with you. So there." With that, Light spun around and just as he was about to leave, he ran into a female Townie with a loud "oof!"
"Oh!" The rather generic looking Sim fell a step back but quickly regained her balance, and once she did she looked at Light with a stupid ugly smile. It was then that he knew he was done for. "OMG. Your tie is SO cute. Crimson is my fav color ever!" The Townie grinned while sticking a strand of her hideously bland hair behind her ear. "Um... it's red, not--" Light was interrupted as the girl went on to tell him a really stupid joke and how they should totally hang out sometime. Of course, Light knew by "hang out" she meant "How about I come over to your house sometime even if you don't let me in and use your toilet/eat your food/etc." Ryuk could sense the frustration building up in Light, and he couldn't stop laughing because of it.
"Freaking Townies..."
"My name's Eliza Pleasant. Ohoh, and this is my friend Betty Burkley," she continued, introducing another bland looking Townie girl with obnoxious Maxis pigtails and an obnoxious Maxis jumpsuit. "Well I gotta go it was SO nice meeting you Light. I'll call you or drop by later, bye!!" Eliza waved and walked out of the store, leaving Light seething with anger. Stupid ugly Townies always pestered him when he was out--and even when he wasn't out, they would always drop by his house to pester him there. This town was overrun with them... but Light had always accepted that as a part of life. There would always be ugly, annoying Townies all over the place, and there was nothing anybody could do about it... right?
"Hyuk hyuk, are you sure you have no use for the notebook? If not, I'll take it back now..." Light finally glanced up with a glimmer of something rather frightening in his eyes, something that sent chills down Ryuk's abnormal spine, and then proceeded to reach into his schoolpants. "Whoa! What're you doing there!?" Ryuk asked, jumping a couple feet back out of fear of what exactly Light was trying to whip out. Luckily, it was just the Sim Note. "If this thing is real..." Light whispered, running a hand over the book. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Betty walking towards an "Employees Only" room, and something inside him was saying "Do it." So he listened.
Light followed her into the the room, although obviously neither of them were employees, and waited until she got distracted by a TV that was sitting in there before he made his move. As he whipped out a glittery purple pen and began scribbling down her name, he couldn't help but think it wouldn't work. But at the same time he thought... how cool would it be if it did?
Soon Light had his answer. 20, 30, then finally 40 seconds passed by... and just as Light felt disapointment rise in his chest, a little black fly buzzed by his ear. Then another, and within SECONDS hundreds of flies appeared out of nowhere and consumed the girl in a screen of buzzing darkness.
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Light watched in shock as the girl's screams were muffled by the flies and as quickly as they had appeared they vanished, leaving nothing but a pile of dust and bones behind. Light stood there, something surging through his body that he could not explain. It wasn't bad. But it also wasn't exactly good. I mean, he DID just kill somebody.
"lol, those flies man. Cracks me up every time," Ryuk said, breaking the eerie silence.
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After Light realized what he had done, he quickly covered his tracks and swept the dust under a rug to make sure nobody could trace the death back to him.
"I... I can't believe I..."
"Killed somebody?" Ryuk kindly finished Light's sentence for him. But the only "thanks" he got was a deathglare from the visibly distraught boy.
"Yes. And I did it because I thought 'the world would be a better place without this Townie'," he explained, guilt evident in his voice. "But... this world is full of so many Townies. So many evil, ugly, annoying Townies. Even if I wanted to get rid of them all, could I?" Ryuk shrugged. "With this book... I could clean up this world. But could I really do it? Do I have the guts...?"
"Hyuk... no."
"What!? Of COURSE I have the guts you apple-munching freak. I was just trying not to seem like a heartless monster."
"So you wanna keep the notebook after all?"
"Are you kidding?" Light smirked and got a little twinkle in his eye as he imagined all the power he had now. "I'd be a fool to throw this away."
"Hyuk hyuk... you're stupid Light."
"This world is an ugly place. With this notebook... I have the power to fix it," Light continued, lifting his arms into the air. "With this, I can become the God of the new Sim world!!"
"Whatever you say man. As long as I get my apples," Ryuk responded, withdrawing his fluffy black wings and hovering above Light. "Don't you worry Ryuk. There's always apples at my place."
And so, it was decided. Light was going to change the world, and Ryuk was going to eat apples. Lots of apples. But it wasn't going to be easy...
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C h a p t e r • I <<
Author's Note: Yo! This is obviously the first part of this crack worthy Sim Story I randomly decided to work on. XD I like... have been wanting to do Death Note Sims since forever. I made Light and L a while back and put them up for download and everything, but after that I had no time/desire to do anything else. Since then I've improved my Light and L a lot and since I had some free time I thought, hey, I wanna make ALL the characters and have some fun. XD
As far as planning a storyline went I really didn't have to plan much of it at all. When I took Light and Ryuk to Wal-mart I was playing around with the cheats and discovered it was possibly to automatically kill a sim. XD So I made some random Townie selectable and tested it out. It seems like the only option (at least the only one I have) is to die by flies. I never even saw a Sim die that way before so when I saw it it was exciting. XD lmfao. After that I was like "Hmm, so should Light kill criminals like he does in the anime/manga?" but thought "nah, he should kill Townies". Because Townies are SO freaking irritating. And I think Light would agree.
Anyways, some random stuff happened while I was making this chapter. When Light was at his school and I was playing around with Paul's Reaction Tester, another Light walked by and waved to Light. XD lmfao. I laughed so hard and was confused because I don't remember there being more than one Light in that game.
He was making a face so it was extra funny.
Anyways yeah. If this is entertaining enough for ya, please read on. XD