T h e - S i m - N o t e :: C h a p t e r • I
"...When did we get that obnoxious blue bush?"
It was amazing, Light thought as he stuck a potator chip in his mouth. It had only been a couple of days since he successfully killed his first Sim using the Sim Note, but he had been planning exactly how he was going to execute his plan to rid the Sim world of all its "garbage"--i.e., the unneccessary lumps known as Townies. If he was careful, he could continue to use the Sim Note while living his perfect "normal" life. It would be challenging, especially with Ryuk constantly bugging him about apples and video games, but Light was always fond of a challenge...
"Light... Light!" Light's mom called up to him from downstairs. "You better not be getting full on potato chips again. Come down for dinner!"
"I'm coming, I'm coming! Jeeze..." Light grumbled, quickly closing his chip bag and stashing it before his mom found out, then headed downstairs to eat whatever deathtrap his mom was serving up that evening.
"Hey Light, where're we goin'? Will there be apples?" Ryuk asked as he hovered downstairs behind Light. "We're going to the kitchen. And yes, but you have to wait until everyone leaves. I don't want them to see apples floating all over the place." Ryuk pouted. "Aww man."
"Liiight, I'm hungry too. Light. Light, why are you ignoring me?"
"How was work today, dear?" Mom asked, taking a bite of her spaghetti. "Same old same old... We were investigating this death by flies at Wal-Mart, but when we saw how filthy the place was we knew exactly how it happened." Light's dad went on to explain. He worked for the police btw, which was pretty ironic considering his son was now a killer.
"Honey, don't talk about things like that at the dinner table."
"You're the one who asked. Jeeze."
Too easy. No one even suspected a thing, Light thought with a smirk. Killing these Townies was easier than he thought. They were everywhere, and so, so easy to decieve. Like his French teacher from school--man was she an ugly chick. She had been hitting on him nonstop all year, so he finally agreed to go out with her.
"I cannot wait to get you home..."
The lady went on and on about herself and her experiences--particularly those with "young men" such as himself. Light was appalled by the woman and thought, 'heck, she's ugly AND a pedo. who's gonna miss her?' so he waited for just the right moment. Lucky for him, that moment came when the impatient woman got fed up with waiting for their meal--she just wanted to hurry up and eat so she could have her way with him! As she got up and walked towards the kitchen, Light whipped out the Sim Note and sneakily wrote her name underneath the tablecloth of their table. 40 seconds passed by and just as expected, screaming could be heard from the kitchen.
nuuuuuuuu
"Hmm, I better be going. I have a curfew," was what Light said to himself as he walked out of the restaraunt.
And then of course there was that annoying guy he met at club P.U.R.E. He kept getting in Light's way and poking him and being generally stupid. Rather than doing his best to ignore the guy like he normally would, or just leave altogether, he decided to talk to him.
"I come here VERY often!"
Apparantly, the guy went there very often. And Light thought that sucked. So he could never go clubbing without this guy bugging the shit out of him!? Surely other people felt the same way as he, so he decided that he would be his next victim. He asked for his name outright and, being the stupid Townie that he was, gave it right to him. He even gave him his phone number and address. Freak. Light then went to the restroom, and just as planned the guy followed him in. Slipping into a stall, Light took out his notebook and wrote down his new acquaintance's name. Soon that walking talking annoyance was devoured by the flies, and all Light had to do was clean up the dusty remains.
"Now, to find a rug."
Yes. Everything was going just as planned. No one suspected anything yet. Not even his dad, who had somehow found the Sim Note, touched it, and now had the ability to see Ryuk, suspected him at all.
"What's this doing here? Doesn't Light known anything about alphabetizing?"
But perhaps that was because Light told him he was an exchange student from the middle east after he found out. Nevertheless, Ryuk and his dad got along pretty well so there were no further questions.
.....
No one suspected a thing. That is until people started suspecting things. Namely one detective known only as "L".
"Hmm... there's been an unusually high amount of deaths by flies lately. And a Townie hasn't dropped by my house in days... what gives?"
Of course, L didn't take into account that his hideout was missing a door. Nonetheless, he was suspicious, and when the police contacted him for his help he did not hesitate to get crackin' on the case.
In the meantime, Light was surfing the net one day and he discovered something very interesting...
"Urgh! Damn popups!!"
"Our savior Kira!!" Light jumped when the ad popped up and played loud unneccessary music. "God, go away you stupid thing!" No matter how many times he closed the window it kept popping up, so he finally gave in and clicked on it. Surprisingly, instead of taking him to some porn site or religious scam, it actually lead him to... himself. Well, sort of. The site went on to describe a "savior" called Kira who had come to cast judgement on all of the annoying Townies--who quite honestly were making EVERYONE'S lives miserable.
"Wow... that's me!" Further exploration of the website revealed messages of how much happier they were, and people had even posted the pictures and names of their most hated Townies and NPCs, so Kira might pass judgement on them as well.
Light was absolutely enthralled. So enthralled in fact, he decided to sign up for the site and post a message for all his "fans".
KIRA1123: OMG TSIS SO AWSOM U GUYS THIS ISKIRAA AND I WANTU GYS 2 NO ILUSO HARD K BY
Little did Light know, across the world in England, L was looking at the same exact website at the same exact time, and he saw his post.
"Hmm... Could this be the real Kira? If so, I could find out where he is... but I better ask first just to make sure."
sweetluver4ever583: r u rly kira
KIRA1123: YEA
sweetluver4ever583: o ok
sweetluver4ever583: a/s/l
KIRA1123: SRY THATS PRVT
sweetluver4ever583: o
sweetluver4ever583: ur profile sex u liv in japan
sweetluver4ever583: sez*
kirasbby186: omg!! hi kira i luv you
KIRA1123: OOPS
kirasbby186: can you kill my naybor plz hes sooooo anoyin i hate im
KIRA1123 has signed off
sweetluver4ever583 has signed off
kirasbby186: y u gys leav me );
L smirked after he signed off. So Kira lived in Japan... and he obviously wasn't a very smart guy. Horribly childlike too. It looked like nabbing this criminal would be a piece of cake.
"Mmm... cake. Watari, bring me some cake. Oh, and pack our things--we're going to Japan!"
>> C h a p t e r • II <<
Author's Note: Yeah. I totally missed a lot of things in the first picture. Stupid Light's house. XD I put a lot of work into it though--the interior is was as close to the real thing as I could get. Even despite the confusion I had about the placement of Light's bedroom.
For Light's second killing I let the Fortune teller set him up on a date, and OMG did she pick the perfect victim. XD She was a real looker.
I found the other guy at the club. He was a creeper too. There was also a funny incident with B, you'll find out about that later on... >w>
btw, I had SO much fun with the chat IM part. XDDDDD