After Bridgette became pregnant with Skye, we started eating... a lot... and I went from 155lbs to 230lbs ( Read more... )

Tripped at Disney last week with Bridgette, Chris, and a few other people... It sucked a fat cock.

We tripped alright, just wasn't as intense as usual, and for Disney, that shit b-l-o-w-s.

Especially since it was a weekday, so we only had time to ride 3 rides. Oh-well

Well, my hair started to grow out on the bottom, which looked like I had a mullet, which disturbed me greatly, so considering my options, which were few, I shaved my head, which as everyone knows including myself, would look very odd since I have an odd shaped head. So I left a mohawk, to take any glances away from the fact that my head looks weird ( Read more... )

I walk into work today (Perkins) at 4pm like I was scheduled, I clock in, then go into the dishtank area, and start loading up dishes. When I was told I was caught stealing ( Read more... )

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I officially hate Orlando, I was driving downtown with Bridgette, Ryan, and his friend Jonny... and we took a turn onto Orange Ave or some shit and apparently I was driving head on into oncomming traffic... Turns out it was a 4 lane One-Way road...

Had to pull onto the sidewalk and turn around... gay

Lmmfao, I was just looking In my "keepsake" box that my parents made for all of my stuff that I did when I was younger. And in the box a letter from my supposed "PinPal" that said ( Read more... )

So, I wake up with a hard on and my gf next to me, I figure (im horny, she's hot... go for it ace!) so since untill I get my own house in 3 days, she lives with me and im not allowed to have the door locked cause my parents dont want us havin sex in her house, I go in the bathroom, turn the shower on and close and lock the door so it looks like ( Read more... )

I had a few odd dreams ( Read more... )

So... I have had a feeling last night that something bad was going to happen tonight at Chris's party, simply because something bad has always happened at a party where there is drinking. So I go to sleep, and I have this dream that really helped me none. I was at a party where there were a few of the usual people. Erin, Chris, Brittany, some chick ( Read more... )