back by popular demand

[l_schreiber]

You know, I did enjoy my disappearance off the face of this earth, but seeing as though Naomi Watts has taken a liking to frolicking on my lap and requesting me incessantly on mbp_suggest, there was no other path for me to take but this one

Comments

[naomiwatts]

When you die, the first line in your obituary will be "Naomi Watts sat in his lap during her time of midlife crisis."

[l_schreiber]

That's only going to be because you will probably be the one planning all my funeral processions.

[naomiwatts]

I'll pay someone else to do it, or use your money to pay someone else to do it. I don't care enough, don't you know?

[l_schreiber]

Oh please Naomi let's not play games. I know you'd enjoy it. I might even let you be the chief prosecutor of my will. Or something like that.

[scoppola]

Hey there, I've added you.

[l_schreiber]

Added you back. I'm honored.

[hugh_jackman]

Ungh, I think that I'll call you Huggy Bear and I think that you'll love it.

[l_schreiber]

You're pushing the envelope, but I'm enjoying it.

[halleberry]

So, where did Huggy come from?

[l_schreiber]

It's a long story.

[f_tavares]

Shit. Did I not comment here? There's something ridiculously wrong about that, and I'm going as fast as I can to remedy the situation, but I've got The Fear. It just might be too late.

What is the worst haircut you've ever had?

[l_schreiber]

It's never too late.

Do you really want to know?

[f_tavares]

I'm reassured and at the same time I'm wondering if you're going to start saying, "There's enough Liev to go around. Everyone gets a piece!"

Absolutely. I had a mushroom cut, you know.

[l_schreiber]

Are you kidding? That would stretch me out like taffy. I look horrible stretched.

Seriously, Fernanda? Well I'm sure you were 8 and it made you look like one of those cute cartoon characters.