if i wasnt so picky, i could be pretty fuckin happy right now ( Read more... )

 im quirky i know, im highly aware. but why do i have the worst nervous quirks? like being an asshole to people i think are attractive? seriously, someone tell me. i feel like a little boy in middle school, minus the hardon in english class ( Read more... )

i havent gotten laid for awhile, dani campbell, sit on my face.

and what the fuck does quixotic mean anyways.

-britney spears will always kick ass, drunk or not.
-jeff will always ask a million questions about nothing cuz he thinks im up to this top secret CIA plan to dominate the worlds lesbian population, when i dont even get hit on.
-my mom dates a harley guy, he has facial hair yet none on his head, he looks upside down.
-after not having it for a few ( Read more... )

im sick of going on livejournal  without being able to fucking COMMENT. well, heres my solution, its about time ey?