things i'd rather do instead of theatre

[la_la_lady]

1- poop out nails
2- get spit on by a person who smells like pee
3- slide down a bannister made of razors
4- eat my own nose
5- fight a polar bear
6- run ten thousand miles
7- eat fish and or haggis
8- watch Rocky
9- live with mr. glasenapp
10- have my parents talk to ms best at conferences tomorrow

Comments

[sciencefriday]

You wouldn't poop out nails because your gastric juices are so acidic that they can dissolve them. The iron kind anyway.

[la_la_lady]

wow

now i kinda want to try and eat nails