Regardless of how much (or how little) work I do, I'm not studying; I'm hiding. I honestly think that if not for my friends, I would be crazy. I think I am drifting toward insanity anyway. Sometimes I'm scared tomorrow will be like today, but I've forgotten what happened yesterday and I do all the stupid things over again. Sometimes it is. ( Read more... )

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I no longer try to appear attractive in pictures; I focus instead on looking pretty in my mind. This requires a lot less work and optical acuity.

"Ow," my body tells me. "Ow," I reply.

TRANSLATION FOR THE NON-JAMMIES OF THIS WORLD:
"I hurt. Why did you do this to me? Leg crunches, jumping jacks? Stupid Air Force. Walking four hours in the rain? What the hell is wrong with you?"
"Stop complaining, you wuss puss, at least I didn't try to do push-ups. Now get to work."

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18 and under is free, if you're over 18 I might pay for some of your fare. Thur-Sat. 8pm, $8 for students over 18.

Today, I had a wonderful daydream. I was dead, and at my funeral were thousands upon thousands of people whose lives I had touched and saved. Across the world, people were weeping, as shown on a special on ABC, which Ted Koppel came out of retirement to narrate. A village in Africa pooled their savings to send a representative to lay some ( Read more... )

C...Carbon
You scored 28 Mass, 36 Electronegativity, 44 Metal, and 60 Radioactivity! Nobody understands you... no, not even organic chemists. The social ( Read more... )

Purely shallow things I sometimes want to say to people on the bus ( Read more... )