I am such a loser ( Read more... )

I was just reading over this elgay and it sucks. I should only back up the early stuff that makes no sense, at least that shit was funny. Not like now. I'm so lame now. This site is ripe for a shutdown anyway. Hardly anyone writes anymore, my raw dogs comm is always the same kind of really basic post asking for validation or support because the ( Read more... )

I bought beautiful fabric and beaded! tassles to make sexy curtains and a tablecloth to go with the Showgirls poster in my kitchen. Which I am never going to have time to make anyway, even though there will not be another Tina concert in a loge with bountiful food and drink for a lil while at least. I have mah jongg and three I'm not even ( Read more... )

I has one.

HOW WEIRD is that??

I know because he farted while awake and within hearing range.  I feel like I might die soon, so I wanna hang out all the time, but it really is too early for my family to meet him.  They are already in love with him anyway.  I am so tired I am gonna puke all over the whole world.

BD got off work early this week and decided to canvas the neighborhood for my place.  She found it (not hard--my front balcony furniture is easily recognizable to someone who has been up in my grill for three years, and lived with it for one... and a bit).  I was really good and even invited her up for the grand tour and made small talk about ( Read more... )

Let's start with me working myself up into a tizzy of retardation over the bookface with Roo on Thursday.  Twitching and falling out of our seats both of us.  I was playing Ludacris at an inappropriate volume while doing this at my reception desk at work.  Although to be fair, I have been working myself up all week.  I think it's sleep deprivation ( Read more... )

Blah blah blah you already know that I do this, I blogged about it again afterwards.  This morning I was total Manic Panic Attack but I think I wore myself out doing that because I have pretty much been ready for bed since early afternoon.  In a jittery crystal meth kind of way, but it was all free.  This is the first time that day one of blaby ( Read more... )

I have seen stupid ass bd THREE motherfucking times this week.  I've also gotten no sleep and had more than my share of beer suppers since Tuesday, I feel like butt juice.  I went to see Chat Orange last night after BYOL.  I shouldn't have, I should have gone home to bed, and I ended up getting around to it only at 5, but I wanted to see him, and I ( Read more... )

I have a pumpkin dick and a very gay-village-appropriate jack-o-lantern on my kitchen counter.  Also on my kitchen counter: a VCR.  Beer cans and two knives (not that blackened, actually), KD pasta salad, a hard-boiled egg and pizza because I'm classy like that.

oh yeah, and guess who was driving my after-work bus yesterday.  OHHHH YEAHHHH

Dear internet.  Sometimes it does not dangle.  I want to watch a movie with will-it-dangle.  I want to hold hands with maybe-it-won't-dangle.  I am feeling deranged ( Read more... )