I re-posted my stupid blog on OKC, edited and much better now. My lurkage JUMPED and I now have OKStalkers from all over the globe. And I haven't offended anyone yet!

The one I "chickened out" on? I'm still nervous. I think he's special.

Chickening out on a date Facebook was already too much intimacy Posting retardation & Generally oversharing on OKC Stoned DEleting Withdrawing Bye.

This is a journal entry I posted and omg! deleted before anyone read it! on OKCupid today ( Read more... )

Friday, I went for lunch with my man friend from the internets, we ended up walking down to a bubble tea place full of kids playing hookie.  The same place where me an Yole had had our brilliant Malibu-spiked bubble tea idea and slurped em down to the sounds of a young gay breakup.  I tried to do some groceries and cleaning and then a flash mob ( Read more... )

I'm doing great, internet, so much so that I let Bowie poop in the bag of dicks that everyone can eat.  I had a rough weekend on account of PMS, my crappy housewarming and bd being alive, but I'm much better now ( Read more... )

i have been posting comments on the neverending slog pit bull conflict, and even getting some positive feedback.  i like complex issues.  my brain is happy.

http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/09/bull_shit

"These are the same people who are defending animals that, as Dan ( Read more... )

cuz i have channels!  juicy, crispy, delicious english language teevee channels!  as if leaving my cozy new apartment wasn't hard enough, before.  i want to go on welfare.

re: sexy time, i got a battery charger.

re: turning humans into bloody piles of innard worms... after fruitlessly yelling at landlord while bo-bo and fo-fo tore up the foxys' yard ( Read more... )

I WANT PROSPECTS. we don't have to go apple picking or anything, but i would like some potential or hope that i may sleep with a real live human at some point in the foreseeable future. just sayin.

I WANT TO KILL MY (OLD) LANDLORD AND EX.  KILL.

THE LANDLOSER NOW HAS TWO LEASES FOR THE APARTMENT, ONE WITH US AND WITH WITH MY FRIENDS, AS WELL AS TWO SETS OF POST-DATED RENT CHEQUES.  HE WANTS TO WAIT UNTIL OCTOBER 1ST AND INSPECT THE APARTMENT BEFORE GIVING THEM BACK.  I'VE TOLD HIM TWICE THAT HE IS NOT ALLOWED TO DO THIS, AND HE ALWAYS HAS TO ( Read more... )

dearest internet ( Read more... )