walking by the Times Square Red Lobster in 80 degree heat on the way to work is absolutely the most disgusting experience i have ever had the opportunity to live through. the red hot stench hits my face like a fucking grotesque rotting beast from some sort of black lagoon of human excrement and frying fish
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i had a horrifying dream last night where i was running to a friends house and the ground kept shifting out from under my feet so i had to keep running. it was like the earth was on top of a thin filo, and i had to regulate how much pressure was used with each step, and how long my feet were touching the ground. i think it was because i watched Qi Jong expert on Ripley's Believe It or Not who walked across paper. and i met the new Croatian exchange students yesterday. i thats who i was running to.
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It took place in the future, or maybe a parallel universe. It involved most of the cast of LNC as residents of some kind of space station/biosphere/underground intentional community that was closed off from the rest of the world. Naturally everbody was suspicious of outsiders, and so when this "Caroline" showed up who looked just like you and knew everything about everybody in the community, people got really suspicious.
You and I were the resident private detectives/conspiracy mongers, sort of like Mulder and Scully except with more alcoholism and sexual tension. We spent months trailing your doppelganger, trying to figure out why she was so insistent on leaving no more than six months before she arrived.
Then the Caroline doppelganger disappeared and a few days later you discovered a time machine and decided to travel back in time 6 months to try to have sex with yourself.
Then I woke up.
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