Ha ha ha, that review rocks. Oh, Lupin. Why did JK make you such a tool and kill you off-page? Now I can't even look forward to seeing your sexy self die tragically in the film. Sigh.
I did love Kreacher's major about-turn. People can be shocked at Snape's allegiances zig-zagging: I love Lily! I love Voldemort and Death Eating! Shit, he killed Lily! I love her! And hate her kid! That'd be the way to her heart - save her, let the kid die!, but really, it's Kreacher's about-turn that's the funniest.
Harry gives him a crappy locket that's barely a Black heirloom, and next thing you know he's leading the elves in the fight at Hogwarts, yelling "Upon this charge, cry God for England, Harry and Earless George!" and declaring him a defender of elves everywhere (which was Hermione anyway)?! Um, no.
I was surprised at the crappy death that JKR gave Lupin. He was a maurauder and Harry's last link to James. Then again, Pettigrew's death was also pretty ridiculous so maybe this is a way of JKR saying that the marauders sucked. Perhaps whoever directs DH will show Lupin's death onscreen.
Hee! Snape pwned by house elf.
"Upon this charge, cry God for England, Harry and Earless George!" and declaring him a defender of elves everywhere (which was Hermione anyway)?!
George the Earless! That Harry wouldnn't let Hermione have anything would he? Harry Potter, the Saviour of Everything.
I love this comment from that review: Oh and the whole convo between Voldemort and Snape about, "Why do you think my wand doesn't work?"
I just wanted Snape to say, "I think it happens to all old snake men. Why don't you relax a few minutes and we can try again."
Hee!
Albus Severus has got to be worse. Both because it can be shortened to "Al" and because at least Scorpius has a chance in hell at scaring the shit out of people. Even if those people are John Chrichton and a bunch of space puppets. Go, Scorp!
The surge of Earless!George!Angst at fanfiction.net is disturbing me. All are variations on: "He was alone now. Totally and utterly and completely alone. His other half was gone. Gone, gone gone!" It's ROFLAWESOME.
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I did love Kreacher's major about-turn. People can be shocked at Snape's allegiances zig-zagging: I love Lily! I love Voldemort and Death Eating! Shit, he killed Lily! I love her! And hate her kid! That'd be the way to her heart - save her, let the kid die!, but really, it's Kreacher's about-turn that's the funniest.
Harry gives him a crappy locket that's barely a Black heirloom, and next thing you know he's leading the elves in the fight at Hogwarts, yelling "Upon this charge, cry God for England, Harry and Earless George!" and declaring him a defender of elves everywhere (which was Hermione anyway)?! Um, no.
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Hee! Snape pwned by house elf.
"Upon this charge, cry God for England, Harry and Earless George!" and declaring him a defender of elves everywhere (which was Hermione anyway)?!
George the Earless! That Harry wouldnn't let Hermione have anything would he? Harry Potter, the Saviour of Everything.
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Also, Snily? Snily?
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I just wanted Snape to say, "I think it happens to all old snake men. Why don't you relax a few minutes and we can try again."
Hee!
Albus Severus has got to be worse. Both because it can be shortened to "Al" and because at least Scorpius has a chance in hell at scaring the shit out of people. Even if those people are John Chrichton and a bunch of space puppets. Go, Scorp!
The surge of Earless!George!Angst at fanfiction.net is disturbing me. All are variations on: "He was alone now. Totally and utterly and completely alone. His other half was gone. Gone, gone gone!" It's ROFLAWESOME.
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You totally called the twincest volcano and angst lava. Oh Weasleycest fans, just write about the resurrection of Fred and George's ear and be happy.
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