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There are no words for how hard I want these jerks to get fucked.
Note to self, do not eat at Nathaniel's in Owen Sound ( Read more... ) -
Haven't you ever felt like you just got home?
So I just set my music player to random to see what would happen while I drank my beer and painted my toe nails. Voila. P.S. I forgot how good that peaches/strokes mashup was ( Read more... ) -
Come ON, stores!
It's days after Easter, Bitches! I do NOT want to pay full price for Cadbury's cream eggs! GOD! I'm healing from the plague! I need chocolate! -
Har-tee-tar-tee-tar!
I drink your Shamrock Milkshake! It does indeed bring all the boys to the yard.
Ahem. I just wanted to bring to your attention that I am drinking a delicious Shamrock Shake and you're not.
This, combined with listening to Rum, Sodomy and the Lash, means I have done my Irish duty. Even though I'm Scottish. Cuz we're all Irish today, yeah? -
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Sometimes, the Internet makes me feel like I'm in high school all over again.
Quick, somebody break up with me and then tell my best friend you're in love with her, make fun of my clothes and tell me I have a problem with authority.
I'll just go slam my door, blast some Nirvana and write angry poetry. -
Screw you, Lent.
I love Ash Wednesday. Almost as much as I love Shrove Tuesday. Almost, but not quite. I mean, pancakes, amirite, Jesus ( Read more... ) -
It's like the Justice League, but of comedy.
Look, I don't want to encourage the writer's strike, but I don't think I'm overstating things when I say last night's Late Night triad of Conan O'Brian, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert getting into physical altercations on each others' shows was the funniest thing I've seen since Norm MacDonald told Courtney Thorne Smith her new movie with Carrot ( Read more... ) -
It's hard out here, for a white, middle-aged rich dude.
Sorry Edwards. Maybe you can be somebody's vice president of middle-aged white maleness.
In other news: New Kids on the Block may be regrouping.
Because I know you all need to waste about half an hour watching videos of a crappy boy band: www.nkotb.com Enjoy ( Read more... )
