Why I can't have nice things. A photo essay by Tanis Fowler.

[zooby]

Oh hai. Nice plant.

Comments

[baggylettuce]

On the other hand, nothing is more adorable than cats in hiding. I'm sure there's something you can put on the soil in plant pots that makes cats not like them, but since I have no further information than my vague belief that there is indeed such a product, um...

[zooby]

I've been told Tabasco sauce might work. We'll see. Mainly, I think I should just get more plants and he'll leave them alone. Maybe.

God, he's such a little shit.

[skumbucket]

i always hoped he'd grow out of that.

[skumbucket]

also, he looks totally sneaky in those photos. magically sneaky.

[zooby]

No such luck. He is magic. Because I chased him into my bedroom after the first attack and I do not know how he managed to get past me for the second attempt.

[rubytramp]

He is too cute. Why not get him some cat grass? Maybe once he realizes that that is the plant he's supposed to eat he'll leave others alone.

Or not. Forgot he was a cat.

[zooby]

I think my plan of getting lots of plants and even some cat grass for him is doomed to fail. He's just going to eat them all. It'll be like a plant smorgasborg.

[micheal1979]

It's why he'll have to move outside or into the garage.

[zooby]

OR, why we should be plantless!

[micheal1979]

AND pantsless -- for shits n giggles.

[la_sonnambula]

They always return to the scene of the crime.

Haha! Chairman is the Dexter to indoor plants.

[zooby]

He's only thinking of me and my safety. What if that ivy overtook the house? He's preying on a sick, twisted killer!