Watching the news, minding my own business, and skumbucket appears. His face is furry now and he was smiling at something and recording the interview and taking a picture. What a multi-tasking son-of-a-bitch, I thought.


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Well fuck.

Love should be multiplied, not divided. Yeah, I've seen it. And I think it's out of this world, crazy. This is legal? Or accepted? Not all that far away from here? Still? Today? Ever, for that matter? Beyond bizarre ( Read more... )

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O-M-G I am going to M-U-R-D-E-R the D-O-G down the A-L-L-L-E_(oops)Y! "Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf!" all day long. ALL DAY LONG. Fresh off the Black Eyed Peas concert last night, I am restraining myself from shouting, "Shut up shut up shut up just shut up shut up just shut up is that all there issss." But I don't want to be that guy who breaks into song on ( Read more... )

I like this song but it is a little repetitive toward the end -- perhaps he should have demanded a little more explanation from that whore...if not for more lyrics.

You're stuck in traffic on some such highway headed north to Dean's house on the ugliest hill in Vermont. Dean was in that group of your friends who dropped out of your life when they turned 35. Dean was at least good enough to go and hole up in the middle of nowhere. The others just went about their lives, not changing a thing except for ( Read more... )

...became a fan of random acts of kindness. I should search for that one on facebook. There must be a page.

In the Tim's drive-thru yesterday morning, someone in a white Dodge Neon ahead of me paid for my $5 order. When I asked the little dude in the window why, he said "Random kind! It happen!" So he does know English words. Pondered that for a ( Read more... )