Okay. This pirate walks into a bar, and he has a steering wheel down his pants. Everyone looks at him, and they all are thinking, "Why does he have a steering wheel down his pants?!?!" So, the pirate sits down, orders a rum, and is chilling. Finally, the bartender says, "Mr. Pirate. Why do you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate
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