- Yesterday morning, I farted. Kira was so startled and frightened she barked and woke Pete up. (This was a little bleerp, not like a gushing diarrhea typhoon ( Read more... )

My fingers fly over the keyboard as I character input the shit out of a text box. My thoughts flow like lightning and take shape into sentences and paragraphs of acerbic wit and flawless logic. Like a master wordsmith, I bend and mould the words into lovely prose ( Read more... )

Evil drivers insurance companies! My premium jumped up by ~$400 from last year. And it's not anything I did, my insurance broker says I have the highest possible rating. It's just insurance companies jacking up their premiums. For sure I will not be renewing with Wawanesa (my current company ( Read more... )

Cop tases 10 year old girl

According to the cop, we had Mom's permission

According to a report by Officer Dustin Bradshaw, (...) the girl screamed, kicked and resisted any time her mother tried to get her in the shower before bed.

"Her mother told me to tase her if I needed to," Bradshaw wrote.

Police Chief thinks it was the gentlest form of ( Read more... )

What's the temperature outside right now?  And what would Angelina Jolie wear?  Or Obama?

Click to find out. 

It's great for checking the weather but then I just started doing it to see Angelina in various outfits in hot countries.

Scrap the CRTC, petition urges

Shamelessly copy/pasted from cbc.ca

Sign the petition here!

(it's up to 3000 sigs, and the goal is 10,000.  Go!)

An online petition to dissolve the CRTC has attracted hundreds of signatures in the wake of the regulator's ruling against independent internet providers last week.

The petition, at dissolvethecrtc.ca and on ( Read more... )

Note to self: Next time, try using a food processor instead of grating three cups of carrot by hand. 

No I'm not pregnant.  I just spend a lot of time thinking about it.  It's almost like a hobby?  Maybe more like an obsession.  No biological clock jokes, please!  ;)

This rant was precipitated by a post I saw about how this nurse couldn't imagine anyone choosing to give birth outside of a hospital setting.  I wanted to post a reply, but it got ( Read more... )

It was a weird dream alright. I'm not even an Obama fan, I don't pay extra attention to news articles with him in it ( Read more... )

It's pretty sad but I don't have much to post about nowadays beyond my acquisitions of home furnishing. (Well, that's not ENTIRELY true, I also blog about Warcraft elsewhere.) In any case, I'm quite happy with what I got, and I need to gush a little ( Read more... )