Mike Posner  - Cooler Than Me

If I could write you a song
And make you fall in love
I would already have you up under my arm.
I used up all of my tricks,
I hope that you like this.
But you probably won't.
You think you're cooler than me.

So he wants her but she doesn't give him the time of day.  Why did he want this girl if he thinks she's so shallow ( Read more... )

It wasn't even really good or really funny.  But for a bunch of teens and $300 of production value, this is incredible. 

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Context:

I play various Flash Games on the kids website Neopets.  C recently introduced me to a cute little game, Neopets Habitarium, where you build an adorable tiny garden and your insect minions will gather materials and construct buildings at your command.

Neopets is a kids site so they have certain language filters in place, so pedophiles can' ( Read more... )

Very amusing ..  ^_^

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00:25 to 04:00 - He's telling a funny story about a prank he pulled at MIT.  I'd watch it but you can skip if you're impatient.
04:00 to end - The main story about how his computer got stolen and what he did...  Kek kek kek

I wonder if Pete would be unimpressed if I were to make these vows...

I take you to be at the top of my friends list, and part of your permanent group.  No matter what mobs aggro on us, we will tank them together. In rez sickness and in 70 K HP, through hard modes and awful pugs, in boss kills as well as wipes. I promise to support your ( Read more... )

The straw that broke the camel's back

Got a telemarketing call today from Bell.  I'm on the national do-not-call list, but since I have a business relationship with Bell, they call me EVERY DAY.  Worst of all, this guy's heavy Indian accent was so heavy all I could understand was "Bell" and "mobility".  I yelled the guy, told him I was sick of the ( Read more... )

I might be spending too much of my energy thinking about work.

"Hold on let me see if all the alerts have cleared.  Let me acknowledge that...  Ah, *there we go*.   The server's happy.  Happy server.  Who's a happy server, who's a HAPPY server..."

My colleague sitting behind me asked who I was cooing to.  Was I happy or was the server happy?

I ( Read more... )

She's the dirty-mouthed sister on Dexter.  I LOVE the foul shit that comes out of her lovely mouth.  I think I'll start writing down my favourites here.

"Fat Jesus on a bike"  = holy shit

"I don't want to step on my dick" = I don't want to leap before I look

Sometimes I'm so impatient I want to fly off the toilet seat even when I'm not through peeing yet.

I thought this was a fascinating articleI'm going to HK in February, and with the recent panty bomber attack, airport security is about to get even more annoying. How is it that it became commonplace for people to arrive three hours before their flights to go through security ( Read more... )