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[lacedcoke]

I start off my day by eating my own weight in fried gold. I high-five after sex. I am the father of every kid in this town. I wear a live rattlesnake as a condom. I sweat Gatorade and I once breast-fed a flamingo back to health. I quote Zoolander like it's the bible and 98% of my internal dialogue

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[yumchum]

nah bud, I've got them too. I even have names for them and sometimes don't even have the control over who comes out when. I've learned to deal with it but alot of people that are just getting to know me have a very hard time understanding who I am.