hi LJ, thanks for being nice today. *pets ( Read more... )

excuse me while I go throw myself off of a cliff. All of you have dysfunctional penis's.

*insert angry face here*

Lacey is officially single now. Who wants me? Any takers? All I ask is that you have a normal functioning penis? Hahahaha. You know you want me do not deny that. You know it and you should just confess and say it now ( Read more... )

Last night was half uneventful and half well, yeah.

I was going to get some hot wild sex, notice the was part? Yeah I was going to have hot wild sex with my boyfriend. But halfway through he fucking fell asleep. How could you fucking fall asleep during sex? he was so drunk that he could not get it up. I think he needs viagra or something. Dumbass ( Read more... )

Hi you bitches. I am updating again because I am pissed. I'm going to sue the pants off of Rolling Stone. And by sue the pants off of I mean I am not going to give them sexual favors because they suck. Or maybe Louise did not suck hard enough? Hmm, well whatever the matter is they said we "Rocked hard and slow" uh, what the hell is that? Some type ( Read more... )

So I have a boyfriend

;)

So I feel a little emo today. No big deal. Just tired of everyone always having fun without me. I mean, why don't I get invited to the parties? Kim threw a party last night and invited all of the others except for me. Because I was doing something so important that I couldn't go. Yeah, sure. Can I roll my eyes in sarcasm now. I invite everyone to ( Read more... )

Okay so I just got this journal thing and already Kim is here. How fucking cool is that? Now we just need to get the other girls over here and then we can really celebrate lol. Sleepover at mine and Tasha's place. No, just kidding. More like a very, very big party. Speaking of my band members, I think that they ran off to somewhere. Hm, oh, hello, ( Read more... )

Is your penis. :o ( Read more... )