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there is nothing to update about mmmmkay?

Okay then

*clicks the update button*

I spent half of last night hitting on talking to Amy from the band Evanescence and the other half trying to get down Lacey's pants talking to Lacey because she owns lyke whut and she needed someone to comfort her cuz she was feeling a little depressed. I am such a bastard, eh ( Read more... )

I'm gonna go be a merch guy for Linkin Park now LOFL. Mike Shinoda owns. Serio, folks. He's one cool kid. :D
Someone told me to update more so that is what I am doing. Updating. Yesiree nothing to update about but I am updating.
And I think I'm done dating too. I dunped Lacey again because I'm a bastard. whoops.

I don't have much to say right now. Hurr lmao. Uh, Lacey and I are back together. We have been for a few days, matter of fact. Its cool, you know? She's a sweetheart and damn can she bitch a person out. She speaks her mind and voices her opinions even if people don't agree with her. She doesn't give a shit about what other people think about her. ( Read more... )

Sup, I'm updating because I wanna. And I am getting new icons soon because I wanna. And I hate 95 percent of you people because I wanna. BECAUSE I WANNA. I have not had any sleep in two days. Why is Jeff singing that stupid Spongebob song? Lacey and I talked last night and we agreed on something


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>:o

where is my chick?

I need sex.

Seb needs to keep away from her :P

I see you, you fuckerrrrrr jkhbjkfghjksdgh

I am sooo drunk right now haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Free simple plan merch for everyone!!!!

*belches*

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I have a girlfriend and her name is Lacey. She gives good head. She has nice tits too. Don't touch her or I'll rip off your arms and beat you with them you sick fuckers. *hiss*

I'm going to go get more sex now.

Pepsi Smash thing was cool but there was some butt ugly girls there. I mean these chicks looked nastier than Xtina on crack. Xtina buahahah X-Stinca heh Stinky ass bitch ( Read more... )