Comments | lachrymose: Bless this mess.

lachrymose

Bless this mess.

Apr 25, 2003 02:51

Many, I'm sure, would say that there is justification of some sort behind each and every detail of their day. Every occurance happens, supposedly, for a reason, and although I had never subscribed to such a belief myself, I do have to wonder in light of a recent incident that befell us. The particular job we had arrived for on that morning was ( Read more... )

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bloodcicle April 25 2003, 04:59:51 UTC

Werd up my brutha.

innocenti April 25 2003, 08:28:17 UTC

fo' shizzle, biznatch.

(soon, i will have learned vatos from mexican boys and then i will be the most pimpin' gangsta around livejournal.)

I'm gonna go take a nap now... angrycommunist April 25 2003, 05:55:58 UTC

Do you guys use professional photo-cameras? Seriously, all your pictures come out looking amazing. I've got a piece of USSR junk made about 20 years ago, that I reincarnated about week ago and I'm using up a roll of film on it, just to see how the photos come out, but I would appreciate it if you informed me of the photo-taking equipment you use.
Many thanks in advance.
Oh and yes, agree on that last point. And your journal is one of the most interesting I have read.

Re: I'm gonna go take a nap now... lachrymose April 25 2003, 09:52:47 UTC

No, its actually a very primitive digital camera that we, once in a while, end up borrowing from friends of ours. The final appearance of these photos owes more to Adobe Photoshop than the camera that was used to take them.

Spongebob Squarepants angrycommunist April 26 2003, 01:44:00 UTC

dee-gi-tall?

Primitive or not, it's still more advanced than what I've got.
Since I can't take a photo of my camera, I scanned the instruction manual.

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shigolch April 25 2003, 07:38:44 UTC

Damn my eyes! For a second, I thought you were saying that the first picture of Yvonne makes her look Canadian.

(Not that there's anything wrong with that!)

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shigolch April 25 2003, 09:33:09 UTC

Damn! If only that were true, and the human race could take their example to heart if only to stop reproducing!

Well, at least for a little while.

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shigolch April 25 2003, 08:49:52 UTC

I woke up this morning, as usual, in the confines of my igloo. The surrounding tundra was in turmoil. Yep, the Beefeaters were at it, again, but the only question this time: Was this a drill, or the real thing? I strapped bricks to my feet to make sure I'd stick to the surface of the Earth since gravity had been failing of late and I'd seen entire tribes of pygmies and Austrians tumble, lederhosen and all, into the inky blackness of a sun-forsaken (ever since last Wednesday) sky. Stepping forth, barely clearing the top of my noggin of the ceiling of my dwelling's icy foyer, I gestured to the nearest yeoman and asked politely what his superiors thought they were doing, god damn it, at five o'clock in the morning outside of my house, again, god damn it? And what's wrong with letting me get a full god-damned night's sleep for a change? God damn it? Did they have no sense ( ... )

A trifle here, a trifle there... eunucha April 25 2003, 22:00:54 UTC

Oh, how I wish I had radish red wind-chapped jowls.

Re: A trifle here, a trifle there... shigolch April 30 2003, 12:46:46 UTC

Say, who doesn't?

ignorant_mick April 25 2003, 09:02:15 UTC

Oi! Oi've got sum bandweeth fer yeh to waste upon ya coont!

shigolch April 25 2003, 09:03:56 UTC

Fookin' Chroist! It's an ignorant_mick! What's wrong, Finnegan? Somebody spill whiskey on your ol' corpse again?